“The difference between a bride and a dog is the leash you keep them on.”
“Because it’s all a game of power, ain’t it?”
“The dog gets a collar with its name on it, a speck of gold hangin’ from their neck showin’ just who they belong to. They show who feeds them, who houses them, who mother fuckin’ owns them.”
“But a bride? All you’re ganna do is swap that pretty gold name tag for a shiny diamond ring. They put a brand on their finger instead of their throat, but it all means the same.”
“You’re arm candy.”
“A trophy.”
“Because you can be be the biggest dog or the prettiest woman in all of Arcadia but at the end of the day?”
“You’re only where you are because someone decided to put a ring on that finger and sequester you away by their side.”
“And women, just like mutts, are too fuckin’ dense to realize that they didn’t get into power because they fought tooth and nail for it.”
“The dog don’t eat because it hunted it owns food.”
“The bride ain’t wearin’ silk because she earned it.”
“They were given it.”
“Ain’t that right, Narcy? Or what about you, Eclipse?”
“Now, ole Hatch ain’t ever put any rings on fingers, but he’s had a fuck ton of mutts on his leash.”
“I’ve been watchin’ both of you since you got hitched ya know. Because it was transformative, won’t it?”
“From Aurora the bright eyed babe to Eclipse the brooding bitch.”
“Narcissa the rebellious little girl to Hera the queen cunt.”
“Mongrels masqueradin’ as show dogs.”
“They trimmed your fur, dressed you up in pretty little dresses and told you to sit by their side.”
“And you know it’s true, don’t ya?”
“Because Narcy, you didn’t dear start bitin’ and barkin’ until your owner got put in a coma, didn’t ya?”
“And Eclipse didn’t think she was big and bad until her leash was bein’ held onto by someone bigger and badder.”
“Nothin’ about you two is self made. You’ve been molded like clay, trained like Rottweilers, and sent off to maul and bite.”
“Yet we both know, that the moment someone puts a boot to your ass, a chair to your skull?”
“You’ll go runnin’ back to your owner, tails between your legs, just whimperin’ and whinin’ the whole god damn way.”
“But I think you forgot that part about yourself, didn’t you?”
“You forgot the hand that feeds you.”
“Well lemme give you a reminder.”
“Because I’m a self made man, girlies. Hatchet holds the leash of any bitch he’s ever had. I’ve been the one keepin’ their bellies full and their fur groomed.”
“And that means I know how to put one down.”
“One blow to the head.”
“A ring hittin’ the floor, a collar ripped off.”
“And if you come to miss the power? The thrill?”
“Then my hand is always open for your leash.”
“After all.”
“Eventually, everybody gets downed by the clown.”