Sebastian Boswick
NAME
Sebastian Boswick
ARCADIA DESIGNATION:
-- The ACA Chairman
WRESTLING STYLE:
Power/Submission
NICKNAMES:
If you even dare to call Sebastian Boswick by anything other than his legal name or job title, you will be **CENSORED!!**
CATCHPHRASES:
"It's not just my job to **censor** you, it's my life's work."
HEIGHT:
6'4
WEIGHT:
255 lbs
MOVES:
FINISHING MOVE:
CENSORER CROSSFACE - Crippler Crossface
PIMENTO CHEESE TUESDAY - Kick to gut + Double underhook piledriver
SPECIAL MOVES:
THE ACC (Arcadian Censorship Clutch) - *Torture Rack
STAMP OF AUTHORITY - Running Big Boot in the corner
VALERIE PERRYWINKLE INTERFERENCE - VERY OFTEN Valerie's constant interference ringside gets Sebastian a win he otherwise wouldn't have
KIWF Manoeuvres
RIGHT TO CENSOR- Lou Thesz Press with neverending punches until the opponent is beaten half to death and unconscious
RING ENTRANCE:
THEME SONG:
Annoying Sirens
ENTRANCE:
Annoying sirens hit the speakers and immediately the crowd starts covering their ears. No matter, for out walks Sebastian Boswick, with Valerie Perrywinkle at his side and a megaphone in his hand.
As he walks to the ring, he lists his demands to the jeering and tortured audience.
"YOU WILL CENSOR YOURSELVES!" He demands. "SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN, COVER YOUR BODIES! STOP SWEARING IMMEDIATELY! STOP BOOING IMMEDIATELY! SILENCE YOURSELVES IMMEDIATELY!"
No one listens, and Sebastian begrudgingly steps into the ring and moves to his corner.