Lucky Break III
The following interview has been transcribed by the weareosw.com team.
LUCKY CASSIDY: "El Mariachi Muerte, thanks for joining me on Lucky Break. I think the first thing everyone is dying to know, is where have Grimskull, Drewitt and John The Revelator disappeared to? With a lot of secrecy and Gemini's faulty memory, you may be the only person to answer this question."
EL MARIACHI MUERTE: "Ah, mi amigo. Secrecy is the language of shadows, whispered between the lines of silence. The shadows sing, but Arcadia cannot hear its song. I cannot offer any more than the others on such matters. You will just have to listen to the shadows sing."
LUCKY CASSIDY: "That's a shame. I was hoping you'd be able to shed some light. Nevertheless, you're the new Double Feature Champion and a member of Hydra. Does that put any future aspirations of becoming OSW World Champion for a third time on hold?"
EL MARIACHI MUERTE: "My aspirations have not changed. I have always desired to dominate. That is what saw me become Arcadia’s second OSW World Champion, the very same aspirations saw Apokalypsis dominate all that stood before them. Powerful allies provide powerful opportunities, and Hydra is the next step in that ambition. I as Double Feature Champion and Narcissa as World Champion, iron sharpens iron as they say. When the time is right, a third reign as World Champion will be realised. Until then, mi amigo, this belt is not going anywhere."
LUCKY CASSIDY: "Forced to face Gemini at Locked & Loaded; how does that make you feel?"
EL MARIACHI MUERTE: "Gemini and I know each other better than most. My song wouldn’t be heard as strongly across Arcadia without her influence. But time comes for allegiances to be put aside and new pathways forged into a bright future. When we battle, whether she is part of that future or not will become clear through the blood that is spilt on the battlefield. I will not hold back, and I expect her not to either."
LUCKY CASSIDY: "Hmm, I see. Do you expect that she'll also become a member of Hydra?"
EL MARIACHI MUERTE: "Time will tell, for some answers lie shrouded in mystery. Would she make a powerful ally for Hydra? Yes, she would. Would I hesitate to silence her should she stand in Hydra’s path? No, I would not. The music will play, but the notes have not yet been written."
LUCKY CASSIDY: [Sighs] "You like the vague, don't you, son? Anyway, you've had a wild journey up to now. Your battle with Dr. Death was legendary and he's obviously no longer around after it. Whatever you whispered to him sent him running for the hills. Your dalliance with Apokalypsis seems to have come to an end after Ring of Dreams and their collective disappearance. What's next for El Mariachi Muerte? Is Hydra everything you want and need?"
EL MARIACHI MUERTE: "La música sonará… The music will play. My song, heard loudest of all across Arcadia, that none could ignore. Hydra positions me in place to let the music play loudest. Hydra is all-powerful, and the future sounds bright. The song of El Mariachi Muerte will be heard for a long time, for I still have much legacy to build, mi amigo."
Lucky Ducky
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