Lucky Break
The following interview has been transcribed by the weareosw.com team.
LUCKY CASSIDY: Welcome to Lucky Break. Joining me today is none other than one half of the Tag Team Champions, Felix Foley. Felix, are you going to open your eyes?
FELIX FOLEY: [Shaking his head] No...
LUCKY CASSIDY: What's the matter?
FELIX FOLEY:[Stammering] I... I can't do it, Lucky. I'm seeing things. I think I'm losing my marbles.
LUCKY CASSIDY: I've heard. Is it true that you've been seeing everyone you come into contact with as muppets?
FELIX FOLEY: [Nodding] Ever since Tombstone threw me off that darn cell, Lucky. It's terrifying. I can't sleep, I can't eat... I can't even open my eyes.
LUCKY CASSIDY: This week at Vendetta, you face off against Old Nick Morningstar in the Quarter Finals of Ring King. How're you going to make it through that match if you don't open your eyes, Felix?
FELIX FOLEY: [Peeking in terror]... Okay....
[Felix opens his eyes, wincing in terror.]LUCKY CASSIDY: I think that's enough, folks. Cut it there, okay? Felix, we need to get you some medical attention or something.
[Felix quickly stands up and runs away.]LUCKY CASSIDY: [Shouting] Wait! Felix... come back!
Lucky Ducky
Sales have risen drastically of the Narcissa's Secret line of lingerie after all of Olympus saw a set adorning the tight figure of Aurora. Rumours persist the creep videoing her was an intern for the NS company trying to stir up viral interest.
News has leaked that the venue for the upcoming Casino Chaos was originally going to be a different Casino, but plans were changed after a series of drinks were spiked. An employee called Alex has since been arrested.
Rumours backstage (mostly from Matt Ruby) are that Harold Attano's injury is a fabrication meant to, "Let the old fart bow out before he makes a fool of himself with so many young guns joining OSW.
Felix Foley’s behavior has been increasingly worrisome over the last few weeks after his hellacious fall from HIAC at Bad Blood. He’s keeping tight lipped about his ailments but rumour has it that he hasn’t seen a person that wasn’t in muppet form since he banged his head.
Speaking of Foley, Doom has been trying to cheer his best friend up as of late. Tea sales in Arcadia have apparently increased over the past week.
Jackson Cade, in preparation for his upcoming Boiler Room Brawl with Tombstone has been cranking the heat up at the APD Headquarters.
Anton Savor is said to be crafting a menu ahead of Red Snow that may surprise quite a few. He’s currently searching for the right ingredients and has been seen lurking around the Slums.
Malakai Midnight took notice last week when Old Nick Morningstar became NXT Level Champion. He’s beginning to seriously question whether Lucifer himself has made his presence known in Arcadia, and if so, why hasn’t he been contacted?
Lutherian Locke was supposedly treated as the Arcadian Asylum just as recently as one month ago, so uncovered medical records reveal. Those same records report that he has a split personality, each of which air in opposition to the other. He apparently has an angel on one shoulder and a demon on the other.
Mighty Mighty has been trying not to let his in-ring losses get him down. He threw a giant party last week and invited numerous famous stars from all over Arcadia. Infamous of Pandemonium fame rapped on stage at the gathering. Anton Savor was also said to be attendance in catering.
Rumour has it that a hit was taken out recently on Roland Gray. This Lucky Ducky can officially report that Wolf Fang Ayame was not commissioned to undertake the task, but that information was exchanged at Mighty Mighty’s bash last week.
Hatchet hasn’t been seen or heard from since Chain Reaction. The Gathering are supposedly on the lookout for their leader, which has currently not gone unnoticed in the Slums. They’re causing carnage and chaos turning over every rock they can.