Lucky Break
The following interview has been transcribed by the weareosw.com team.
LUCKY CASSIDY: Gravedigger, welcome to Lucky Break. Last week, CJ Thorpe and Jackson Cade dug graves in The Mortuary and..
GRAVEDIGGER: [Interrupting] They broke into my home, Cassidy. They invaded my sanctum and for what? A gimmick match they can't possibly win? CJ Thorpe knows that I'm coming for his OSW World Championship and he's afraid of losing it.
LUCKY CASSIDY: After what Tombstone did to his father, don't you believe there's more to it than that?
GRAVEDIGGER: Then his father shouldn't be anywhere near the ring. Correct me if I'm mistaken but didn't ol' George take a tumble via Spartan Kick off the ring apron? Who did that then? Was it the invisible man? Because I remember watching CJ Thorpe put boots to the old timer.
LUCKY CASSIDY: That's true, I guess. What's next for your war with the Cade Brothers? I'm certain this is going to escalate before Bad Blood. Can you tell me how?
GRAVEDIGGER: Why would I do that? The biggest prize in Old School Wrestling is on the line in just a matter of weeks. I've never had anything to call my own except this shovel, Cassidy. Tombstone gave me this when he took me under his wing. That World Championship would be the first thing that I've gotten for myself. CJ Thorpe better watch out.
LUCKY CASSIDY: Rumours have it that CJ may be the underdog doing into this match - or at least there's a belief of it. How does that make you feel, knowing he's already defended the title against his brother?
GRAVEDIGGER: That's bullshit. This man escaped from Deathrow. He's no underdog. I came from the bottom of the barrel smelling like manure and rose to the top of it, smelling like roses. How many people do you know that can turn water into wine, Cassidy? I'm the underdog, me.
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