As Mighty Mighty’s thunderous stomps echoed through the arena, the ground trembled with the force of each of his 300-pound steps. His infectious enthusiasm was radiating through the air like a contagious wave of energy. He takes a microphone from the production team and starts to speak.
Mighty Mighty
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and wrestling fanatics from every corner of Arcadia! Your favorite party animal, the one and only Mighty Mighty, is here! Live and in living color! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wondrous journey with me tonight?
The crowd erupts in cheers, feeding off his energy. Mighty Mighty soaks it all in, bouncing around the ring with exuberance.
Mighty Mighty
And speaking of wild and wondrous, tonight I’m going to make my debut match right here in
OSW!
The crowd erupts into a bigger cheer as he continues to speak.
Mighty Mighty
But unfortunately, my match will not be telecast for the whole of Arcadia to see.
The crowd is now jeering about it as Mighty tries to calm them down.
Mighty Mighty
I know… I know… But that’s fine because that means everyone here is going to have fun with this chunk of funk, and once you guys leave this place, you are going to tell the world how fun Mighty Mighty can be!
A loud chant of “Mighty Mighty” is being heard from the crowd as Mighty takes a pause and looks around before he continues to speak.
Mighty Mighty
Now I shall shift my focus onto my debut opponent.
He looks at the camera, speaking to it as if it’s Old Nick Morningstar.
Mighty Mighty
The infamous Old Nick Morningstar! Nick, my friend, I’ve heard whispers of you being Satan himself, and from what I’m hearing and from the things I watch on TV, I can see those whispers were not mere exaggerations.
He then stops speaking for the moment to take a deep breath as nervousness is slowly coming in, but he stops it in the nick of time before he continues to speak.
Mighty Mighty
But that’s nothing for this guy because I’m not afraid of anybody! The only thing that I’m afraid of is when the world no longer knows how to have fun. I’ve seen places in Arcadia and how gloomy it is, and I took it upon myself to make sure that everyone knows how to have fun!
A “Fun! Fun! Fun!” chant is starting to be heard from the crowd.
Mighty Mighty
Old Nicky, no hard feelings. You took an L from last week, but if you think that you’re going to bounce back tonight at my expense, no way, my dude. Tonight, may be called Bad Blood, but when I’m around, it’s going to be FUNKYTOWN! Old Nicky I have one thing to ask you. Are you ready to have fun?
Mighty Mighty theme plays once more as he makes his way to the back.