Serious Mighty

Mighty MightyMighty Mighty, Promo

[The scene begins with Mighty Mighty in the center of the ring, no crowds yet as he came early. The tone he brings is not the cheery one, as he is serious about tonight.]

Tonight, there’s three of them coming for the same man, the “Bullet” man, Roland Gray. I’m not sure what everyone’s problem with him is that they took the contract, but for me personally, he made me bleed.

You see, everybody knows that so far, Mighty Mighty has always been a fun-loving guy, but not tonight. Let’s look at our competitors, shall we? 

First, we have Lutherian Locke, “The Light Bringer”. I heard that you’re a man of mystery. People around me have spoken about you and my man; you are crazy as a pet raccon. I heard that you play around with a box and even talk to it from time to time. I don’t think you need a contract; you need to go to the mental asylum and seek treatment.

And then we have Hana, or is it Wolf Fang Ayame? You’re Roland’s previous opponent. Aren’t you a lucky woman? You got chosen to be fused with the spirit of the wolf, but Hana, I have to say something that you may not like. You are not chosen; in fact, you’re being controlled, and you’re too blind to see. Instead of taking this contract and extracting your revenge on Roland Gray, I think you should see an exorcist.

Now to Anton, the man who beat me last week, you sir are one tough chef, and just like every good meal, I would like seconds. Unfortunately, tonight will not be the case, and as much as I would like to, you’re not the main dish that I’m looking for, but if you get in my way, I will not hesitate to beat you up so bad that I will make sure that instead of making your cuisine in a fine dining restaurant, you’ll be working for diners.

And last but not least, the man of the hour, Roland Gray, how does it feel when you have a bounty put upon you? I took that contract for one simple reason, and that is revenge. Mighty Mighty is all fun and games, but when you decided to use those brass knuckles to make me bleed, that’s where the fun stopped. I wanted to find ways to get my revenge on you, and that’s where the contract magically appears. It was right at my doorstep, and with that contract gave me a reason to come after you. I don’t know what you did to this entity, but for them to put out a contract on you, that’s killing two birds with one stone.

[He takes a deep breath.]

Tonight, Roland may have the odds stacked against him, but it’s still everyone for themselves, and there can only be one winner, and that shall be me, but I have one very important question. Are you all ready to have fun?