Three Way Dance (Off)

In Mighty Mighty, Promo by Mighty Mighty

“Every club has a dance floor, and at every dance floor there will be people initiating a dancing competition. So at Forces of Darkness, it will be another dance competition, and that dance floor, I will own it because, Ayame, Locke, and myself, we will have our own dance battle in that ring. There’s only one person that rules the dance floor, and you’re looking at it.”

“Ever since Ring King X, I’ve kept an eye on both Ayame and Lutherian Locke and I have concluded what my opponent will bring to the dance floor.”

“Now first up, we have Lutherian Locke, I’ve been looking at you attentively; both you and your box are quite a dance partner. Like tango, both you and that box of yours symbolize a push and pull of internal conflicts within each other, but at the same time, without one or the other, they couldn’t function together. But then that leads me to this question, baby boy, who is leading who? The way I’ve been looking at it, Locke, that box is leading you, and you’re nothing but a puppet. At first I was convinced that you needed help, but that isn’t the case because you let the box dictate the pace; you let it decide when you’re spunned and when you’re dipped.”

“But I believe that deep inside, you Locke would like to be the one that does the leading and not the box. Baby boy, Daddy Mighty will help you help you there, after we’re done dancing, of course.”

“Then we have Ayame; I know that she is a strong woman and doesn’t need help, but last week was a close call, and if I wasn’t there on time, baby girl, you might not be having this match. I know what you will be bringing to the dance floor, as you’re primal instincts remind me of a Japanese dance called Butoh, as it is a dance form that focuses on raw, primal expression. Baby girl, I know that you’re a predator; you tear through every demon that stands in your way. You’re driven by the hunt and rage, but what happens when that rage is swallowed by the silence? Because you almost got yourself in that predicament.”

“Ayame, I know that you don’t appreciate being in your way, and at Forces of Darkness, I won’t be in your way because I will make sure that I will tame the wolf inside of you once you’re done with Locke.”

“And there’s me! Unlike my two boring dancing competitors, I bring the fun on the dance floor The energy of the fans drives me, and I will bring the groove and the fun, and once all is set and done, Locke will throw away his box, Ayame will start to loosen up, and they too shall dance with this Big Chunk of Funk, and after this three-way dance is concluded, I will be standing tall. Ayame and Locke, are you both ready to have fun?”