Stupid Hoe

HatchetHatchet, Promo

[Hatchet sits next to Chainsaw Chuck on a couch, holding an ice pack on his head.]

HATCHET: “Chuckie, you remember that hoe I had around a while back? The one with the butter face?”

CHUCK: “The bitch with the fake tits?”

HATCHET: “Yeah.”

CHUCK: “What about her?”

[The juggalo turns to Chuck with a sneer.]

HATCHET: “Remember how fuckin’ easy she was? That bitch would do just about anythin’ I said because she liked me so much. I’m talkin’ face fuckin’, anal on demand, and you could slap her up all you wanted without so much as a fuckin’ complaint. Shit, I think she even liked the pain, probably thought it made her real special.”

CHUCK: “That gas still got ya fucked in the head, boss? What’re you gettin’ at?”

HATCHET: “What I’m gettin’ at, dickhead, is this bitch was so fuckin’ devoted to me that she would let me abuse her just for a shred of attention. I could roll up to her tent at midnight and she’d just let me fuckin’ ruin her at a moment’s notice. Shit, she was loyal as fuck.”

CHUCK: “Then why did you dump her ass?”

[Hatchet smirks.]

HATCHET: “Because I was done with her. I got bored, she served her purpose, and I kicked her to the fuckin’ curb. Don’t know where she is, don’t care, either. Now, who does that remind you of?”

CHUCK: “Every other bitch you’ve had?”

HATCHET: “Well, yeah. But that sounds exactly like fuckin’ Grimskull. I want you to look at that skullfaced cunt and tell me he doesn’t remind you of that dumb bitch.”

CHUCK: “Because they both look like a they stuck their heads in an oven?”

HATCHET: “That and they both just fuckin’ exist to get used and abused, Chuckie. Think about it. Grimskull was JTR’s lil slut from the start. He worked day in and day out, slobberin’ all over Johnny Revelator’s dick, doing anything he asked him to. This stupid cunt let himself get his arm broken for John, he let himself get beaten, broken, and battered all because JTR made him feel like he was special. He figured he was goin’ somewhere. But just like that bitch? Once the door was open and he was all sore, wet, and sticky?”

CHUCK: “He got dumped?”

HATCHET: “He got left for dead. Grimskull had his whole life centered around another man’s vision and after everything he got told to eat shit and die.”

CHUCK: “Yeah, and now he’s back. You got a point?”

HATCHET: “Grimskull is just another angry, ugly, used up slut, Chuckie. Just like very bitch I’ve ever fucked, just like his butt buddy Drewitt, he was rode hard and put away wet. No one’s scared when a washed up, dirty, disgusting skank comes crawlin’ back to them lookin’ for answers. They don’t fuckin’ deserve ’em.”

CHUCK: “What do ya do when a hoe comes back?”

HATCHET: “What I’m about to do to Grimskull. Smack ’em upside the head, remind them of their fuckin’ place, and let them know. No matter who you are?”

HATCHET: “Eventually, everyone gets downed by the clown.”