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“If there’s one thing in Arcadia I hate? It’s fuckin’ lockboxes.” “You know what I’m talkin’ about, right? Those metal hunks of shit every shop fills to the brim with their hard earned credits?” “Now, I don’t hate them because … Read More

“It’s a dog eat dog world out there.” “Man kill man.” “From the moment I came out the womb I was made all too fuckin’ aware of just what it took to survive in this hell hole. If you ain’t … Read More

“You ever seen pigs eatin’ slop in their pen?” “They’re hungry, straight up fuckin’ ravenous for every last bit of food they can shove in their fat fuckin’ mouths. It’s disgustin’, but it’s somethin’ to learn from.” “See, these pigs? … Read More

—[Tape whirs. Static fuzzes. A fuzzy image appears. A voice begins to speak.] Once upon a time, a scorpion approached a frog at the edge of a river. He needed to cross, and the frog had what he didn’t—a way over. So the scorpion, … Read More

“I ever tell you I fuckin’ hate cops?” “Those pigs think they got so much fuckin’ power over you, ya know that? See, when I was just startin’ out, I got a lil offer made to me by the piggy … Read More

“You know that feelin’ when you hear the door slam at home, you hear the yellin’, the cussin’, and your heart just drops in your chest?” “We both know what just happened, don’t we?” “Daddy’s home.” “I can still hear … Read More

“I’m so fuckin’ tired of hearin’ how badly people need something.” “I’m ganna tell you a story. See, when I was a kid in the slums there was a yearly lottery. Nothin’ huge, but it was a couple thousand credits. For someone … Read More

“Ya know, my old man was one one mean mother fucker.” “I ain’t just sayin’ at home, neither. As scared as I was of him bustin’ my lip, the guys he did business with was more scared of him buryin’ … Read More

“You ever realize how fuckin’ fragile a promise actually is?” “Shit’s made outta glass with how easy it is to break.” “Lemme give you a lil insight.” “I once had a bitch ass chemist named Nox offer me a lil … Read More

“See, my ma, she used to tell me that too many cooks in the kitchen makes for a terrible fuckin’ stew.” “As a kid I didn’t get what she meant. What’s the problem with a few extra hands?” “Well, she … Read More