Thousand Cuts

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“I’ve always said that lies are like razor blades.” “The first few cuts are only skin deep. Tiny scars, dancin’ across the membrane leavin’ a web of sticky red deceit wherever they touch.” “Hell, at first, those little lies even … Read More

Overdosed

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“Ya ever seen a junkie strung out on the corner? Needle in his arm, eyes rolled back, foamin’ at the mouth?” “It don’t look it, but in that drug addled mind he ain’t rottin’ away on that corner.” “Nah.” “He’s … Read More

Feast

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“Do y’all know the definition of gluttony is?” “For me, gluttony was my fat fuck of an uncle. Every Sunday this bastard would walk into my family’s house like he owned the fucker, sit that oversized turdcutter on my mom’s … Read More

The Bad Apple

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“My whole life I’d been called a ‘bad apple‘.” “When I was a kid in school, the teachers always said I was poisoning my peers when I defied their authority.” “As a young thug I was called a mother fuckin’ disease on … Read More

…Or Mutts

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“The difference between a bride and a dog is the leash you keep them on.” “Because it’s all a game of power, ain’t it?” “The dog gets a collar with its name on it, a speck of gold hangin’ from … Read More

Street Rules

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“Y’all ever play a lil pickup game in the Slums?” “Sounds fun, don’t it? Get some friends, grab a ball, and get some five on five on the asphalt.” “Only issue is, I only ever played ball by street rules.” … Read More

Lockbox

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“If there’s one thing in Arcadia I hate? It’s fuckin’ lockboxes.” “You know what I’m talkin’ about, right? Those metal hunks of shit every shop fills to the brim with their hard earned credits?” “Now, I don’t hate them because … Read More

Dog Eat Dog

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“It’s a dog eat dog world out there.” “Man kill man.” “From the moment I came out the womb I was made all too fuckin’ aware of just what it took to survive in this hell hole. If you ain’t … Read More

Piggy Pie

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“You ever seen pigs eatin’ slop in their pen?” “They’re hungry, straight up fuckin’ ravenous for every last bit of food they can shove in their fat fuckin’ mouths. It’s disgustin’, but it’s somethin’ to learn from.” “See, these pigs? … Read More

VHS: Moral of the Story II

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—[Tape whirs. Static fuzzes. A fuzzy image appears. A voice begins to speak.] Once upon a time, a scorpion approached a frog at the edge of a river. He needed to cross, and the frog had what he didn’t—a way over. So the scorpion, … Read More