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“I ever tell you I fuckin’ hate cops?” “Those pigs think they got so much fuckin’ power over you, ya know that? See, when I was just startin’ out, I got a lil offer made to me by the piggy … Read More

“You know that feelin’ when you hear the door slam at home, you hear the yellin’, the cussin’, and your heart just drops in your chest?” “We both know what just happened, don’t we?” “Daddy’s home.” “I can still hear … Read More

“I’m so fuckin’ tired of hearin’ how badly people need something.” “I’m ganna tell you a story. See, when I was a kid in the slums there was a yearly lottery. Nothin’ huge, but it was a couple thousand credits. For someone … Read More

“Ya know, my old man was one one mean mother fucker.” “I ain’t just sayin’ at home, neither. As scared as I was of him bustin’ my lip, the guys he did business with was more scared of him buryin’ … Read More

“You ever realize how fuckin’ fragile a promise actually is?” “Shit’s made outta glass with how easy it is to break.” “Lemme give you a lil insight.” “I once had a bitch ass chemist named Nox offer me a lil … Read More

“See, my ma, she used to tell me that too many cooks in the kitchen makes for a terrible fuckin’ stew.” “As a kid I didn’t get what she meant. What’s the problem with a few extra hands?” “Well, she … Read More

[Hatchet sits next to Chainsaw Chuck on a couch, holding an ice pack on his head.] HATCHET: “Chuckie, you remember that hoe I had around a while back? The one with the butter face?” CHUCK: “The bitch with the fake … Read More

“Lemme tell you about a lil thing we call the Riddle Box.” “A jack-in-the-box that sits right before the afterlife.” “Any poor fuck who bites the dust gets in line to find out where they’re goin’. You goin’ to Shangri-la? … Read More

“I’m ganna describe someone, I want you to guess who it is.” “This guy is real fuckin’ evil, just absolutely sick and twisted in the head. Everyone that’s crossed his path, everyone who’s had his eye, has had their life … Read More

“Ever play three-card monte?” “It’s real easy. The dealer has three cards; two Jacks and a Joker. Your job is to watch them move real closely and once I’m done, you tell me where the joker is. Got it?” “Only … Read More