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“Sometimes, you just gotta start a fire.” “My fuel of choice? Kerosene.” “The thing about kerosene? It’s fuckin’ volatile.” “It’s easy to get your hands on, and even fuckin’ easier to light on fire. If I wanted to burn down … Read More

“Now, tell me somethin’. Say I give a stripper a fuck ton of credits.  Just made it rain tens and twenties with promise of more for a good time, right? What would you expect the girlie to do?” “Do you … Read More

“What puts a smile on your dumb fuckin’ face?” “Don’t be shy, everyone has a lil somethin’ that just makes their heart sing, right? A chill up the spine, a curl in the lip? Now, most folks in the Gathering? … Read More

“The funny thing about a lock, most people think you can’t open one without the right key.” “Imagine you’re some dipshit who wants to keep all his credits nice and safe. If you think you’re smart, you’re ganna place the … Read More

“You keep knockin’ on the devil’s door and eventually someone’s ganna answer.” “It’s startin’ to feel like every cunt in Arcadia is tryin’ to stick their nose where it don’t fuckin’ belong. See, last week a twink in a cheap … Read More

Thud. Thud. Thud. A juggalo flings shovelfuls of dirt messily into a shallow grave, the remains of an APD officer slowly covered in soil. Hatchet watches over his follower’s shoulder with a sickening smirk. “See? Diggin’ graves ain’t too hard, … Read More

“Who did this!?” An APD officer stands over a man’s body in the Slums, blood pooling from his head onto the pavement. The officer looks at a group of people he gathered up, his suspects. “I’m not leaving this level … Read More

Fire crackles as torches light the depths of Arcadia, a cacophony of music blaring from a settlement of tents on a level where the lights no longer shine. In the center of the tents, surrounded by a never ending party, … Read More