All Ass, No Brains

In Hatchet, Promo by Hatchet

“Now, tell me somethin’. Say I give a stripper a fuck ton of credits.  Just made it rain tens and twenties with promise of more for a good time, right? What would you expect the girlie to do?”

“Do you think she sits back, questions the fuckin’ money, and sits there trying to rub her two braincells together?”

“Or.”

“A big fuckin’ or.”

“She takes the money, thanks me for bein’ such a kind, givin’ customer, and shakes her fuckin’ ass for me? Takes off her top, gets down on her knees, and uses that dumb fuckin’ mouth of hers to earn the credits I’m handin’ her on a silver platter.”

“See, a good piece of ass knows her place in society, doesn’t she? She doesn’t think because she ain’t built to think, she’s built to look pretty and do what the man with the money says. After all, without my credits, what would she be?”

“Nothing.”

“See, Gemini, you aren’t too smart, are you? You’re what the boys and I refer to as bein’ all ass and no brains. See, you’re hot, but you’re a fuckin’ moron. It’d almost be cute if you weren’t the closest thing to retarded someone can be without crossin’ the line. But don’t worry, I’ll speak nice and slow for you so you can really understand me.”

“Last week, we were gonna take out Aurora so that we’d have a better chance of gettin’ our hands on that world title match.”

“Beatin’ that thrillseekin’ slut into a coma? That’s called you shaking your ass and doin’ what you’re told. Got it?”

“And the title match? That’s the credits that could’ve been landin’ in your lap. Arcadia’s biggest, gaudiest, most coveted prize could have belonged to any one of us.”

“But ya fucked up, Gem.”

“See, you did what no good pole dancer would ever do and you decided to question the credits gettin’ thrown your way. You bit the hand the fed you and instead of puttin’ that body to work the one way you knew how? You went out of your way to fuck up the whole deal.”

“Just like any bimbo learning the trade you got cold feet and you wasted all those credits. Now I got blue balls and you have a new fuckin’ problem in your life, Gem.”

“That problem? One pissed off customer.”

“Because like or not, when it comes to Chain Reaction I’m stuck with you. But, thankfully for you, you got a way to earn back my trust. See, you and I are gonna brawl, bitch. This is your chance to show me you really wanna work for the credits I’m tryin’ to shove down your throat.”

“And that’s by bowing your head, beggin’ for my forgiveness, and bein’ a good girl.”

“Now get ready, Gemini. Because I’m gonna use and abuse you until I’m good and god damned sure you know your place in this team.”

“So get ready, because you’re about to learn a very valuable lesson.”

“Everyone gets downed by the clown.”