“I ever tell you I fuckin’ hate cops?”
“Those pigs think they got so much fuckin’ power over you, ya know that? See, when I was just startin’ out, I got a lil offer made to me by the piggy in charge of the slums.”
“Deal was real simple, the kinda simple that gets ya into special ED. I had information he wanted, real primo shit, and he wanted it. So he gave me two choices.”
“If I told him what I knew, played a lil ball, he would start chuckin’ me anything I wanted. Spare credits, premium bud from lock up, whatever I wanted.”
“Which sounds pretty fuckin’ sweet, til I learned what option two was.”
“That ugly fuck told me that if I didn’t do what he asked? Well, ya boy Hatch might find himself in jail or in the ground.”
“So whatcha gan do?”
“Well, the thing about these kinds of decisions is that there’s always more than just what the pig is offerin’ ya.”
“But most people don’t know that. They look at both choices and they see it in black and white. Get the goods, or get got.”
“Grimskull, you’re one ugly mother fucker, even uglier lickin’ Ares’ boot. See, you may not be a cop, but you got all the qualifications. You’re workin’ for the big man in charge, you’re policin’ the levels, and now you think you can just walk up and give me a choice to make.”
“I see the writin’ on the wall, Skully. Either I take the pussy, the faygo, the creds… Or I can expect your lil crew of Pussy-vationists to come down to the ring and kick in my teeth.”
“Now, most people in my shoes might think the deal is easy to make. Who don’t like neden and cash?”
“Shit, I love it.”
“But I know the moment that I take up your lil offer, I’m sittin’ in golden handcuffs. If I ever pull away from choice number one… Well, option two is sittin’ right around the corner. What’s a guy to do?”
“Well, if you’re a fucktard, you just stick your hands out and let those gilded cuffs latch on. If you’re a bitch, you take a dirt nap.”
“But if you’re smart, you know there’s always a third option.”
“Rebel.”
“See, the cop that offered me that deal? It pissed me off real bad. I took that ugly bitch and smashed his skull off the pavement. I declared my choice and signed the declaration in his blood.”
“Just like Imma do to you, Skully.”
“Because I’m gonna break that wig in two, bitch.”
“I’m gettin’ my Gathering together and I’m gonna do what I do best.”
“Cause problems.”
“So get that weak offer outta my face, and don’t even think about callin’ in your boys.”
“Because I made my choice.”
“At Kaos, I ain’t drinkin’ free Faygo, I ain’t lickin’ boots.”
“No, I’m risin’ up, Skully.”
“And I’m choosin’ to let all of Arcadia know.”
“No matter who you are.”
“Eventually, everybody gets downed by the clown.”