The Gardener’s Lie

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You think you planted me, Tombstone? You think you pulled me from the dirt, gave me sunlight, gave me water, and I bloomed under your grace? You really believe that? Let me tell you something, old man—you didn’t plant a … Read More

Dirty Dog

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There’s a certain kind of dog you come across in this world. Not the barkers. Not the biters. I’m talking about the ones that’ve been beaten so badly, they flinch when you raise a hand—even if it’s empty. That’s you, … Read More

Bowling Ball

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I can’t imagine you’ve ever been bowling, have you, Grimskull? It’s a simple game on the surface. You grab a ball, aim it down the lane, and try to knock down the pins. That’s it. Easy. But the real story? … Read More

Nicotine

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Nicotine. Burns the lungs. Warms the blood. It calms the nerves and sharpens the mind, all in the same breath. It’s poison, sure—but it’s the kind of poison a man grows to love. The first drag of a cigarette is … Read More

The Selfish Hero

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You wear that cape like it means something. You stand tall. Chin high. Chest out. Like the world owes you a round of applause just for showing up. Captain Arcadia. The shining example. The beacon of hope. The walking, talking … Read More

The Bird

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You ever watch a bird in the sky? It’s a beautiful thing, isn’t it? Wings stretched wide, gliding with grace, as if the wind itself is an old friend. A creature built for the heavens, untouchable, serene—free. That’s you, El … Read More

Magic

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You ever see a good magic trick? Some people are easily fooled. They see a coin disappear, a rabbit pulled from a hat, a person sawn in half and put back together, and they believe it. They let themselves be … Read More

Lapdog

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I’ve never wanted a lapdog. But I can see the appeal. Obedient. Loyal. Always waiting at its master’s feet, desperate for a scrap of approval. It barks when told. Licks when told. Rolls over when told. It doesn’t question. It … Read More

Toys

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You ever watch a child with a new toy? At first, it’s everything to them. They carry it everywhere, hold it close, show it off like it’s the greatest thing they’ve ever owned. They play with it every single day, … Read More

Meditate

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Namaste, warriors. Many of you have stretched your bodies in Balenciyoga, but true balance isn’t just physical—it’s mental. You may be flexible, but your minds remain rigid. It’s time to silence the noise. Welcome to meditation in the dirt. Here, … Read More