Tucker Goode
NAME
Tucker Goode
ARCADIA DESIGNATION:
The Ayatollah of Abstinence
WRESTLING STYLE:
Powerhouse
NICKNAMES:
Mr. Goode
"Greater" Goode
The Celibate One
CATCHPHRASES:
"For the greater Goode"
HEIGHT:
6'6"
WEIGHT:
400lbs
MOVES:
FINISHING MOVE:
THE CHASTITY CAGE - A Brutal Bear Hug
JUST SAY NO - Jacknife Powerbomb
SPECIAL MOVES:
PURITY RING - Bossman Slam
SOUND OF CELIBACY - Rolling Thunder
SINILINGUS - Hip Attack
MISSIONARY IN MOTION - Spinebuster
MY LOVING WIFE - VERY OFTEN Valerie's constant interference ringside gets Tucker a win he otherwise wouldn't have
KIWF Manoeuvres
GOODE AND DONE - Top Rope Banzai Drop
RING ENTRANCE:
THEME SONG:
Annoying Sirens
ENTRANCE:
As a plethora of annoying sirens feel the arena, one Tucker Goode appears on the entrance ramp with his wife Valerie by his side. He struts down the ring, walking to the edge of the stage and throwing absitenence pamphlets into the crowd!
He preaches! "YOU SHALL OBSTAIN FROM SEX UNTIL MARRIAGE! TO MASTURBATE AND NOT PROCREATE IS A SIN! DO NOT FALL VICTIM TO THE SINFUL, DISGUSTING VAGINAS THAT TEMPT YOU!"
The crowd jeers, refusing to listen.
His wife pulls down the top rope on the apron, allowing Tucker to step over it and into the ring before heading to his corner.
BIOGRAPHY:
Tucker Goode is the founder of the Arcadian Abstinence Coalition, preaching the good word of abstaining until marriage! And even after marriage. He has, through his wonderful wife Valerie, become a member of the ACA, believing Sebastian's message whole heartedly.
He refuses to show affection to his wife in public... And possibly everywhere. However, of course, Tucker believes he who abstains is using his brains. In his mind, the ACA is fighting the good fight, keeping people away from that which he calls the sinful, disgusting, vagina.