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WWF No Mercy

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WWF No Mercy

Georgia Dome, Atalanta Georgia

NOTE: deadline is Thursday June 6th

I Quit Match
WWF World Championship 
Jeff Jarrett vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin

Triple Threat Match
WWF Intercontinental Championship 
Kurt Angle vs. Kane (c) vs. The Undertaker

Four Way Match
WWF Tag Team Championships
The Dudley Boyz vs. Edge & Christian vs. The Rock & Sock vs. Kaientai

Grudge Match
Y2J vs. Triple H

Good ol’ JR is stood by with Double J.

“I’m here with Jeff Jarrett – the number one contender for the WWF Title this Sunday on Pay Per View – and Jeff, I’ve gotta ask what you and Mr McMahon were trying to pull la-”

Jarrett cuts him off abruptly.

“JR… The only thing that slap-ass ever pulled from Double J was opportunity. Since I was never one of his boys, he put a lid on my potential.”

JR looks taken aback.

“But ever since I put the biggest of his so-called boys, the Undertaker, down all those weeks ago on Smackdown, he finally realised I wasn’t willin’ to drown in mediocrity any longer… And why?”

Double J pokes JR in the chest.

“Because Vince McMahon needs me. He needs me to put people in seats, he needs me to put ratings on the board, and he needs me to be the Dubya-Duba-F Champion, JR.”

”And as for your old buddy, Stone Cold?”

Jarrett removes his sunglasses.

“He may well be used to gettin’ his own way around here, but from now on, it’s gonna be Jeff Jarrett’s way - and if you don’t believe that - well then, let me spell it out for ya.”

J-E, double F, J-A, double R, E…”

Jarrett flips two fingers at the camera.

“Double T.”

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[The Georgia Dome explodes!]

["Stone Cold" Steve Austin appears on the titan tron.]

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "A-HEM!"

[Cheers.]

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "The Texas Rattlesnake makes himself a new home right here in Atlanta, Georgia tonight! Double J might of had to run down half the roster to make it to the spotlight but he's failed to realize one thing and it's quite simple."

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "That's my spotlight, boy."

[Cheers!]

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "I'm gonna do what The Rattlesnake does best and I'm gonna march down that ramp and get into that ring with my eyes set on one thing. The WWF World Championship."

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "Jeff Jarrett, it doesn't matter who's on your side. It doesn't matter if it's that damned snake in the grass Vince McMahon or Jesus Christ himself that has your back, Stone Cold's gonna do what Stone Cold does best and that's march down to that ring and open a fresh can of Whoop Ass!"

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "And that's all I gotta say about that."

[More cheers.]

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "So if you wanna see Stone Cold come on down there and whip Double J's ass all over God's green earth, gimme a hell yeah!"

["HELL YEAH!"]

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "And that's the bottom liiiiiiine.. 'cause Stone Cold said so!"

[Stone Cold flips the double bird.]

Dude Love is backstage with a wide grin and a dance in his step.

Dude Love: Ohhh, yeah baby! I'm feelin' the vibes tonight, daddy-o! We've got ourselves a far-out tag team extravaganza for the WWF Tag Team Championships!

He pauses to take it in.

Dude Love: Now, let's break it down for all you cool cats out there. Edge and Christian think they're all that with their flashy shades and five-second poses, but they ain't got moves like the Dude!

He starts grooving.

Dude Love: And then we've got the Dudley Boyz. Bubba Ray, D-Von, you’re gonna be testifying that the power of Rock and Sock is stronger than any wood you can bring to the party!

He winks.

Dude Love: And last but not least, we've got Kaientai. Those sneaky little bastards are quick indeed, but they’re about to be between a Rock and a hard place, baby!

The Dude looks determined.

Dude Love: So Edge and Christian, Dudley Boyz, Kaientai, get ready to feel the love and the electricity, because tonight, we're bringing the funk, we're bringing the fight, and we're bringing those WWF Tag Team Championships home, baby!

He dances off into the distance.

Dude Love: Ooooh, have mercy!

Cut.

The so called Brothers of Destruction... that sounds quite scary when you think about it, doesn't it? But as per usual, two brothers only have eyes for one another. Neither of them are focused on Kurt Angle, it's true.

Kane wants to burn down everything The Undertaker has built - only the way I see it, over the last few weeks, he hasn't really built anything, has he?

This is hardly the house The Undertaker built, unless you could build a house on poor performances and losses against nobodies like Bubba Ray Dudley. It's true. The Undertaker has more L's in his column than Kaientai and those little guys are jobbers.

Kane on the other hand has been burning through the competition like a red hot fire and the way his brother has been racking up losses recently, it shouldn’t take much to set alight The Undertaker.

And when he does, that leaves the field open for your Olympic Hero to waltz right on in, slap that Big Red Machine in an Ankle Lock and become your NEW Intercontinental Champion.

It’s true, it’s true.

Jericho: Welcome to... SMACKDOWN. IS. JERICHO!

Jericho: Now, Two and a half H's let me tell you about a little thing called RESPECT. Not just respect for others, but respect for yourself!

Jericho: Now, any self respecting man wouldn't get married to a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom-feeding trash bag ho! Now, maybe you married her because the absolute grand canyon between her legs makes you less self-conscious about your very, laughably small penis!

Jericho: You came after me last week, assaulted me, and challenged me to a fight... And for what? Because I walked out on this stage, got the attention of all of the Jerichoholics, and spoke the truth? I told you, and all of my loyal fans, that your wife Stephanie is bottom shelf whiskey in a top shelf glass.

Jericho: But if defending your sloppy thirty-seconds is the hill you wanna die on, then come on down to the ring, take off that lesbian vest you wear, and see the hill that Chris Jericho is happy to kill for.

Jericho: Because once I get done with you at No Mercy, I can promise you one thing. You will never, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEER, be the same again!

TAKA Michinoku and Funaki are at ringside, waving their Japan flags around proudly. TAKA pulls a microphone from his tights and begins to speak into it, which a voice dubs over.

TAKA Michinoku: Fools! Don't count out the entirety of KAIENTAI because of my losses! We work better together, not as individuals!

Boos.

TAKA Michinoku: Not only are we stronger as a team, but we also have the ultimate technique to take down our opponents!

A brief pause.

TAKA Michinoku: CHEATING!

The voice laughs. Michinoku follows a couple seconds later.

TAKA Michinoku: All we have to do is use underhanded tactics, and those tag team championships will be ours! None of our opponents are prepared for such tactics! The Dudley Boyz will be too busy asking wassup to notice our plan! Edge and Christian will need a shower because of the massive amount of suckitude they'll stink of after they lose to us!

Another short break.

TAKA Michinoku: As for the Rock and Sock? The only thing that they'll connect with is their shoulders to the mat! One! Two! Three teams down at the hands of KAIENTAI! At the old ball game, the champions will be ones that are the most...EEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLL!

TAKA hands the mike to Funaki.

Funaki: INDEED.

We cut.

Michael Cole stands next to Undertaker who’s wringing his hands. 

Cole: I’m here with... 

Taker: SHUT UP MICHAEL! This week it’s the Intercontinental Championship on the line this week but more importantly, I get to make Kurt Angle pay for what he did to me weeks ago. I get to beat the holy hell out of Kurt Angle for what he’s done to me! I am going to walk into my yard at No Mercy and unleash hell.  

Taker sneers at Cole who cowers in fear. 

Taker: And my baby brother, don’t worry, I’ll let you get your licks in too. But we’re going to make this a long weekend for the Olympic Gold Medalist. When we’re done with him he’ll be eating his dinner from a straw. But baby bro if you stand in my way of that Intercontinental Championship, I will not hesitate to make you Famous. Because I’m walking out of No Mercy, the next WWE Intercontinental Champion. Even if I have to drive you through the mat. This week you both go for your Last Ride and I will take the Intercontinental Championship for a ride on my Harley as Deadman Inc. rides again. 

-Cut-    

A dark room. The half lit face of a wide eyed Paul Bearer speaks in a haunting voice.

Paul Bearer: Children of the night, gather 'round to hear of a force more potent than any physical torment… fear.

Paul Bearer: Ohhhh yesss! Fear, my friends, is the silent scream in the night. It is a powerful weapon, the shadow that stalks you in the dark and waits to pounce when you are most vulnerable.

Paul Bearer: Even Olympic heroes know to run away scared when fear grips the very fiber of their being.

A shadow casts over Bearer's face. We see nothing but its red mask.

Paul Bearer: The creatures of the night embrace fear as their ally, their shield, their sword. Remember, it is not the darkness you should fear, but what it conceals.

Paul Bearer: Undertaker. You, a Brother of Destruction, are no stranger to darkness. You know the power of fear. But it is fear of another that claims the Intercontinental Championship. The Devil's Favorite Demon.

Kane's face fills the screen, darkness turning to fire behind him.

Paul Bearer: Ohhhh, yessss! The hellfire burns in that darkness, and hungers for your souls! In that dark, there is only one thing you can be certain of…

Kane speaks, a low, drawn out machine of a voice.

Kane:Your fear will find you. Fear Kane.

Triple H storms to the ring looking insanely angry with mic in hand.

He steps through the ropes and starts shouting into the mic!

Triple H: Cut the music! Cut the music!

Triple H: Jericho, do you know the difference between you and me? When there's not championships to go after, you go for jokes and insults, I go for results. While you'll make fun of my wife any chance you get, I not only get the girl you focus way too much attention on, I make her forget all about you.

Triple H does a crotch chop.

Triple H: You didn't have to stoop low and hurt her feelings to get a match with me. All you had to do was ask but since you didn't ask for a match the proper way, don't expect me to stop when you ask for forgiveness. I hope the jokes were worth it because I'll be laughing the whole time I drag your carcass throughout this arena and if you don't like that, I've got two words for you…

Triple H holds his mic in the air so they can shout those famous two words.

Audience: Suck it!

 

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