WWF Sunday Night Heat #2 - Golden Dreams

Quote from Destructo Boy on 19 July 2024, 10:36Ya know, a lessar man would brag about his main event victory last week but victories like that are a dime a dozen to Big Poppa Pump, especially against weak little Canadian pussies. Nah, the only thing that really matters is that all the women here finally have their wish as the Natural Born Thrillers are here to show everyone what a real man looks like.
But just cause Freakzilla causes all the panties to drop and all his freaks fall to their knees in a flood, doesn’t mean Big Poppa Pump doesn’t notice some other freaks looking his way. Putting on makeup, tight leather and a girly voice don’t fool Scott Steiner, youse a freaky asshole Goldust and Big Poppa Pump don’t swing that way.
Your daddy might have been a fat piece of shit like the common trash around here but at least he was a man. The only thing you’re natural at is molesting sad boys and rubbing your chest begging for a release. Well for one night only Big Poppa Pump is gonna give you what you want, as I make you my bitch by breaking your confused little ass in half.
No homo.
Ya know, a lessar man would brag about his main event victory last week but victories like that are a dime a dozen to Big Poppa Pump, especially against weak little Canadian pussies. Nah, the only thing that really matters is that all the women here finally have their wish as the Natural Born Thrillers are here to show everyone what a real man looks like.
But just cause Freakzilla causes all the panties to drop and all his freaks fall to their knees in a flood, doesn’t mean Big Poppa Pump doesn’t notice some other freaks looking his way. Putting on makeup, tight leather and a girly voice don’t fool Scott Steiner, youse a freaky asshole Goldust and Big Poppa Pump don’t swing that way.
Your daddy might have been a fat piece of shit like the common trash around here but at least he was a man. The only thing you’re natural at is molesting sad boys and rubbing your chest begging for a release. Well for one night only Big Poppa Pump is gonna give you what you want, as I make you my bitch by breaking your confused little ass in half.
No homo.

Quote from CJ Thorpe on 19 July 2024, 21:11
WWF Sunday Night Heat #2 - Golden Dreams
Freedom Hall
Johnson City, TennesseeShow Open:
Scott Steiner and the Natural Born Thrillers open the show, surrounding by beautiful women. He hypes up the NBT, reminding everyone that WCW closing screwed everybody over. These young lions were left adrift, but now they roll with the Big Poppa, and poor little Chris Jericho is all alone. Cue Jericho coming out of the crowd, in a black jumpsuit with a steel pipe. He lays out O'Haire and Palumbo, but Jindrak and Steiner escape. A pissed off Jericho stands tall.
Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman vs. The Big Bossman
- Brock Lesnar goes toe to toe with another hoss, but he dominates... again.
- The Bossman gets his nightstick in frustration, but Lesnar takes it from him and hits him with it, drawing the DQ
Winner by Disqualification: The Big Bossman
Ringside:
Like two kaiju, Bossman and Lesnar continue to brawl, but when Lesnar begins choking Bossman with his own nightstick, it draws out a surprising rescuer: The Hurricane! He doesn't bother fighting Lesnar, he just pulls Bossman out, and whisks him away while Heyman holds the Next Big Thing back. Heyman tells Lesnar that he has an idea.
Scott Steiner vs. Goldust
- The Natural Born Thrillers are at ringside, but O'Haire and Palumbo are worse for wear from earlier.
- Goldust's paint is not applied perfectly, his jumpsuit is wrinkled. He's not in his right mind.
- Steiner beats the snot out of Goldust, but Chris Jericho interferes, taking out the NBT, all of them this time.
- That distracts Steiner enough for Goldust to get a limp wristed roll up on the Big Bad Booty Daddy.
Winner: Goldust
Ringside:
Steiner helps the NBT leave ringside. As Goldust starts to leave in silence, hundreds of golden squares and blue circles fall from the ceiling on him. He picks one up. They're Magnum condoms. The circles: pills. Viagra. He shakes his head, kicking the guardrail in anger.
Tag Team Match
Raven & Diamond Dallas Page vs. Al Snow & The Hurricane
- This was a strange match.
- Raven refused to tag in, leaving DDP to fight Snow and the Hurricane. Just as DDP was about to be beaten, Raven tagged himself in... gave the Evenflow DDT to his own partner, and then leaves the ring!?
- In the confusion, two men leapt into the ring and assaulted Hurricane and Snow: Brock Lesnar and... The Big Bossman!? Is this the idea Heyman had earlier!?
- The ref looks at the interfering big men, and at the countout for Raven, and just says fuck it and says no one wins.
Winner: No Contest
Ringside:
Big Bossman drags the Hurricane down the aisle, saying he ain't gonna let a vigilante on his show without paying a price.
Backstage:
Jonathan Coachman tries to catch up with Raven who is walking out of the arena, asking him why he abandoned his partner. Raven says some philosophical mumbo jumbo, but the jist is that he thinks DDP abandoned who he is. He says they're cut from the same cloth, and it's time for DDP to remember who he was.
Main Event
Val Venis vs. Chris Jericho
- The two Canadians go full tilt here.
- Terri Runnels comes running out. She is screaming something about Dustin.
- Jericho takes advantage with a roll up that Val kicks out of, but Terri slips her high heel shoe to Val as Jericho argues to the ref.
- One distraction of the ref from Terri later, and one heel to the eye, and Val Venis is able to nail the Money Shot for an impressive win.
Winner: Val Venis
Ringside:
Venis doesn't get a moment to celebrate the win as gold dust begins sprinkling from the ceiling. Goldust runs out, full of vigor now. In a bit of chaos, a shaken Chris Jericho takes a headset from Kevin Kelly at ringside as Goldust has one of those Magnum condoms shoved down Val's throat. Jericho makes some jokes, but gets real serious as he says that facing a tough Canadian has given him an idea. Steiner and his ass-clowns won't know what hit em.
Goldust takes the condom, stretching it over Val's head, suffocating the film titan, bloodying him beneath it to where it fills the reservoir tip. Police rush out to keep Goldust from killing his foe, while Terri cries beside him.
The final shot of the show is Goldust standing on the stage watching the police cut the rubber off Val's face. He blows a kiss towards the camera.
WWF Sunday Night Heat #2 - Golden Dreams
Freedom Hall
Johnson City, Tennessee
Show Open:
Scott Steiner and the Natural Born Thrillers open the show, surrounding by beautiful women. He hypes up the NBT, reminding everyone that WCW closing screwed everybody over. These young lions were left adrift, but now they roll with the Big Poppa, and poor little Chris Jericho is all alone. Cue Jericho coming out of the crowd, in a black jumpsuit with a steel pipe. He lays out O'Haire and Palumbo, but Jindrak and Steiner escape. A pissed off Jericho stands tall.
Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman vs. The Big Bossman
- Brock Lesnar goes toe to toe with another hoss, but he dominates... again.
- The Bossman gets his nightstick in frustration, but Lesnar takes it from him and hits him with it, drawing the DQ
Winner by Disqualification: The Big Bossman
Ringside:
Like two kaiju, Bossman and Lesnar continue to brawl, but when Lesnar begins choking Bossman with his own nightstick, it draws out a surprising rescuer: The Hurricane! He doesn't bother fighting Lesnar, he just pulls Bossman out, and whisks him away while Heyman holds the Next Big Thing back. Heyman tells Lesnar that he has an idea.
Scott Steiner vs. Goldust
- The Natural Born Thrillers are at ringside, but O'Haire and Palumbo are worse for wear from earlier.
- Goldust's paint is not applied perfectly, his jumpsuit is wrinkled. He's not in his right mind.
- Steiner beats the snot out of Goldust, but Chris Jericho interferes, taking out the NBT, all of them this time.
- That distracts Steiner enough for Goldust to get a limp wristed roll up on the Big Bad Booty Daddy.
Winner: Goldust
Ringside:
Steiner helps the NBT leave ringside. As Goldust starts to leave in silence, hundreds of golden squares and blue circles fall from the ceiling on him. He picks one up. They're Magnum condoms. The circles: pills. Viagra. He shakes his head, kicking the guardrail in anger.
Tag Team Match
Raven & Diamond Dallas Page vs. Al Snow & The Hurricane
- This was a strange match.
- Raven refused to tag in, leaving DDP to fight Snow and the Hurricane. Just as DDP was about to be beaten, Raven tagged himself in... gave the Evenflow DDT to his own partner, and then leaves the ring!?
- In the confusion, two men leapt into the ring and assaulted Hurricane and Snow: Brock Lesnar and... The Big Bossman!? Is this the idea Heyman had earlier!?
- The ref looks at the interfering big men, and at the countout for Raven, and just says fuck it and says no one wins.
Winner: No Contest
Ringside:
Big Bossman drags the Hurricane down the aisle, saying he ain't gonna let a vigilante on his show without paying a price.
Backstage:
Jonathan Coachman tries to catch up with Raven who is walking out of the arena, asking him why he abandoned his partner. Raven says some philosophical mumbo jumbo, but the jist is that he thinks DDP abandoned who he is. He says they're cut from the same cloth, and it's time for DDP to remember who he was.
Main Event
Val Venis vs. Chris Jericho
- The two Canadians go full tilt here.
- Terri Runnels comes running out. She is screaming something about Dustin.
- Jericho takes advantage with a roll up that Val kicks out of, but Terri slips her high heel shoe to Val as Jericho argues to the ref.
- One distraction of the ref from Terri later, and one heel to the eye, and Val Venis is able to nail the Money Shot for an impressive win.
Winner: Val Venis
Ringside:
Venis doesn't get a moment to celebrate the win as gold dust begins sprinkling from the ceiling. Goldust runs out, full of vigor now. In a bit of chaos, a shaken Chris Jericho takes a headset from Kevin Kelly at ringside as Goldust has one of those Magnum condoms shoved down Val's throat. Jericho makes some jokes, but gets real serious as he says that facing a tough Canadian has given him an idea. Steiner and his ass-clowns won't know what hit em.
Goldust takes the condom, stretching it over Val's head, suffocating the film titan, bloodying him beneath it to where it fills the reservoir tip. Police rush out to keep Goldust from killing his foe, while Terri cries beside him.
The final shot of the show is Goldust standing on the stage watching the police cut the rubber off Val's face. He blows a kiss towards the camera.