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“Have you ever purchased something that once arrived, wasn’t quite what it seemed when you placed the order?” “I once purchased a dog from a reputable breeder.” “A little poodle.” “When I picked my pup in the store and paid … Read More

“Welcome to the wild west.” “Four men step into a dust covered landscape; their weapons drawn. Only one can leave this place with the coveted gold nugget. He who survives the battle will take the prize, but all four cowboys … Read More

“A little girl complained of a tooth ache.” “Her father, an incompetent swine of a man, didn’t know what to do. At first, he thought that if he left it, it would fall out of its own accord or simply … Read More

“In the ancient texts of mythological worlds, there were animals known as horses.” “Some of these animals are thought to exist in Arcadia.” “But in the wild, the youngest males of this species, are known as colts.” “The colt is … Read More

“The canine brain is a fascinating thing.” “For research, I once owned a small puppy. I didn’t name it, nor did I create attachment to it. I simply studied its progression as a creature under my command.” “The formative years … Read More

There was once a mountain that no-one had ever climbed. Generations upon generations of people had come and gone, but no-one had ever reached the mountaintop without losing their life. Finally, a mountain climber whose skill was known far and … Read More

“The skull is a complex and marvellous wonder of creation.” “It’s sturdy in places and encloses and protects the brain, meninges and cerebral vasculature.” “It truly is a marvel.” “I could bop you on the top of your head with … Read More