“Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it. You might also not get it, but get punished for the wish regardless.” “I doubt you’ve ever been to a good old pub gig, Jasper. Too common and mundane … Read More
From A Spark To An Inferno
I have some advice, Mr. Doom. Now, I know what you are thinking – Who is this fool to offer a genius such as myself? What can I learn from someone who cavorts with danger instead of lovingly embracing safety, … Read More
What We Do
In. Feel it rush in through your nostrils. Focus on the moment. Note the grain of the wood on the chair with your finger tips. Cast the speculations, catastrophising and anxieties from your mind. You are here. You are alive. … Read More
The Soulless Ones
The House always wins. We’ve all heard the adage before. As with all forms of gambling where there is an ante to participate, statistically the ‘expectation’ or average payout will always be lower than the amount of money you put … Read More
Point Of Origin
“Chaos is everywhere.” “Even the most ordered of lives were born from the womb of random chance, and shaped by happenstance much the same. We’ve all heard the tragedies – the lives cut short through no fault of their own. … Read More
The Firm Hand
“I look at you, and 1,001 platitudes enter my head. Some common, some of my own making. ‘All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing’. ‘You have to be cruel to be kind’. ‘The … Read More
Wannabe Gangster (Better Go Back To Commack)
“It is crazy how one little shift along the alphabet can make such a difference, eh? Take the word ‘mobster’. All you gotta to is move that first letter one place to the left, and you got a lobster. One … Read More
Beats By Dra(ven)
“Yesterday I came across an old lady struggling across the road with some shopping. I think y’all know me by now, my first instinct was ‘ooh, help the old biddy, put a smile on a face’. Only, I couldn’t. When … Read More
Lessons Of Love
LESSONS OF LOVE Special Guest Columnist, Aurora. Hey ladies! Now, I know we’re all out here looking for L-U-R-V lurv, right? However, that doesn’t mean we’re all competition to one another. As a good gesture, allow me to bestow upon … Read More