Forty Years Ago. Age: 12. “Felix, I’m gonna have to call your father.” [The Principle said with his hands clasped and elbows on the table.] “He’s going to want to …
The Foley Family Chronicles: Daddy
Felix Foley: My daddy wasn’t a nice man. Felix Foley: He was angry and in pain. It was constant. Nothing ever made him happy – not even hurting me. Felix …
Mirror
Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse! I’d like to tell you a story about a mirror. Two men were each given a mirror and told that it would …
Darby Don’t Die
Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse! Today, I’ve brought a very good friend along to tell you a story. His name is Darby Don’t Die and oh boy, …
Backroom Casting Couch II
“Hi, my name is Felix Foley and calling about the advert in the newspaper? You said you can forge performers for war in the industry?” “I can be there in …
Fatso Moses and The Vending Machine
“Welcome one and all to the Foley funhouse!” “Tonight, I’m joined by my very good friend Fatso Moses. How’re you doing, Fatso?” “Hungwy.” “Of course. I asked you along today …
Cocaine Zappa’s Pain Away
“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Today, my friends and I would like to talk to you about pain, children.” “And I have just the guy to tell …
Puppetmonium
“Welcome one and all to a very special edition of the Foley Funhouse.” “Today we’re putting on a very special show.” “So sit back and enjoy… Puppetmonium!” “Hey there, my name …
Zanda The Music Panda
“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “This week, we’ll be talking about music!” “With music in the air here in Old School Wrestling, I thought it prudent to …
Vivid Vigour The Color Mixer
“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Today, we’re going to look at the rainbow. You know children, the rainbow is an often spoke of but never seen wonder …