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[Many weeks prior.] [Itch. Scratch.] [Itch. Scratch.] [As the toxins filter through his system, Felix Foley lays curled up in the fetal position, his mind anywhere but here.] [Fernicus stands grinning, leaning over him as he awakens.] “In a spot … Read More

Felix Foley was the happiest puppet master in all of Arcadia. With a spring in his step and a smile permanently glued to his face (figuratively, of course—though some suspected literally), Felix had spent years delighting children with his whimsical … Read More

[Felix Foley’s voice narrates over darkness.] “In a forgotten corner of the Kingdom of Arcadia, there was a humble puppet master. He wasn’t born into greatness, nor did he seek it. All he wanted was to bring joy to the … Read More

[Felix Foley sits in his childhood home, looking through an old photo album. In it, there are no happy memories.] “I’ve looked the devil right in his eyes.” [He turns the page, looking at a black and white photo that … Read More

[Felix Foley sits on the edge of his bed, his head bandaged and his brain foggy. He opens up a book, looking intently at the pages with a squint.] “Once upon a time, a bird and a mouse lived together … Read More

[Momma Foley sits in a hospital room, beside her baby boy. He’s unconscious and bandaged. She grabs his hand and places it between two of hers.] “My little prince.” [Tears fill her eyes.] “I know you’re too old for bedtime … Read More

[Felix Foley stands inside Olympus, at ringside, beside the Hell in a Cell structure that has been erected at his request.] [He looks up in awe.] “It probably wouldn’t surprise you to know that I’m afraid of this thing. Terrified, … Read More

[In the Doom lab, Felix Foley stands bopping to a beat.] [Doom pipes up.] [Doom] “He’s a nice guy!” [Foley chimes in.] [Felix Foley] “How ya doin’?” [Rinse, repeat.] [Doom] “He’s a nice guy!” [Felix Foley] “Good to see you!” … Read More

DIARY ENTRY FOUR – FOLEY’S LOG. Dear Diary, I never thought I would feel so angry. But the look on my mom’s face… it drew from a well deep within me, an anger that I’ve never felt before. I’ve watched … Read More

DIARY ENTRY THREE – FOLEY’S LOG. Dear Diary, On the eve of Chain Reaction, I’ve been thinking deeply about my life. I’ve been considering how one catalyst can be the beginning of everything. Look at last week for example… Had … Read More