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[Felix Foley sits at the dinner table as a young boy, pushing his fork around a plate of greens.] “Come on son, eat your vegetables.” [Momma Foley would prompt.] “They’ll make you big and strong.” [Felix reluctantly stabs a piece … Read More

[Red Snow has not long concluded, and Felix Foley sits in the backstage area, his back against a wall. Sweat drips down his back and blood stains his cheeks.] “Omne trium perfectum.” [He rests his head backwards.] “Everything that comes … Read More

This promo is dedicated to our fearless leader, who not only gave me this song near the beginning of this story, but who makes OSW a fairytale for every single one of us. Thank you. We love you. [Felix Foley … Read More

[Many weeks prior.] [Itch. Scratch.] [Itch. Scratch.] [As the toxins filter through his system, Felix Foley lays curled up in the fetal position, his mind anywhere but here.] [Fernicus stands grinning, leaning over him as he awakens.] “In a spot … Read More

Felix Foley was the happiest puppet master in all of Arcadia. With a spring in his step and a smile permanently glued to his face (figuratively, of course—though some suspected literally), Felix had spent years delighting children with his whimsical … Read More

[Felix Foley’s voice narrates over darkness.] “In a forgotten corner of the Kingdom of Arcadia, there was a humble puppet master. He wasn’t born into greatness, nor did he seek it. All he wanted was to bring joy to the … Read More

[Felix Foley sits in his childhood home, looking through an old photo album. In it, there are no happy memories.] “I’ve looked the devil right in his eyes.” [He turns the page, looking at a black and white photo that … Read More

[Felix Foley sits on the edge of his bed, his head bandaged and his brain foggy. He opens up a book, looking intently at the pages with a squint.] “Once upon a time, a bird and a mouse lived together … Read More

[Momma Foley sits in a hospital room, beside her baby boy. He’s unconscious and bandaged. She grabs his hand and places it between two of hers.] “My little prince.” [Tears fill her eyes.] “I know you’re too old for bedtime … Read More

[Felix Foley stands inside Olympus, at ringside, beside the Hell in a Cell structure that has been erected at his request.] [He looks up in awe.] “It probably wouldn’t surprise you to know that I’m afraid of this thing. Terrified, … Read More