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For The Children

In Felix Foley, Promo by Felix Foley

[Felix Foley sits on the stage of his former funhouse, his legs dangling off the edge. Behind him sit the puppets he’s recently neglected. He looks out into the audience, …

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Parp

In Felix Foley, Promo by Felix Foley

[Felix Foley writhes in pain. He’s at home in his childhood bed, clearly too big for it. With his legs hanging out the edge, he holds onto his tummy.] [Mom …

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My Daddy Told Me

In Felix Foley, Promo by Felix Foley

[Felix Foley watches as his mother leaves the room. His emotions are running high. Every thought and feeling he’d buried for the last twenty years comes rushing back at breakneck …

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The Stables

In Felix Foley, Promo by Felix Foley

[It always worries me when Doom takes me places. I didn’t want to go to the Racetrack and now he’s taking me to see the injured horsey’s. I’m just glad …

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Rise of the Spartan

In Felix Foley, Promo by Felix Foley

[Years Ago..] “I won, I won!” [My excitement was infectious.] “Mom, I did it!” [My mom stumbled out of the pantry holding bread, her eyes black and bloodshot. Her withered …

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Proper-tea, Part II

In Felix Foley, Promo by Felix Foley

[Felix Foley moves into position, taking over in front of the counter and in front of DOOM, who awaits his perfect cup of tea.] [Felix Foley] Welcome to tea with …

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Thoughts

In Felix Foley, Promo by Felix Foley

[A large brown couch faces against a long wall. I’m led on it with my eyes closed. A woman, Karen, sits opposite with a large clipboard and a pen. She …

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Daddy Issues

In Felix Foley, Promo by Felix Foley

[Felix Foley] Welcome.. to NXT Level.. is Foley! [Felix Foley] Next week, the Ayatolla of Rock n’ Rolla heads into the boiler room, searching for some jackass called Victor Broom. …

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The Advert

In Felix Foley, Promo by Felix Foley

[A news paper in hand, I’m reading the advertisements.] [Felix Foley] “Ah ha!” [I almost jump for joy.] “I’ve found it!” [Doom folds his arms.] [DOOM] “Do you really think …

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Lampy

In Felix Foley, Promo by Felix Foley

[At moms.] [Rustling around the loft, looking high and low. It’s here somewhere, I know it.] [Felix Foley] “Where are you, you little bugger…” [Mommy Foley] “I think your dad …