Tucker Goode walks onto the ACA soundstage, a balloon in one hand and a pump in the other. “Now, sometimes in life, you might see something that you really really …
Keys to the House
A man has the right to protect his home no matter what the case. Like the wonderful place we call Arcadia and the hallowed halls of Olympus, there is a …
Premature: Your Body And You
[A big censored symbol appears on screen as we fade into the ACA’s recording stage.] “The following message is brought to you by the Arcadian Censorship Authority.” [Tucker Goode walks …
You Will Not Penetrate Us
Tucker Goode stands behind a table, a toy castle sitting on it, the draw bridge down. “Now, I always said your virginity is a lot like a castle, or a …
Match
“A match is never struck without a reason. Be it as simple as lighting a candle or as important as lighting your stove.” “That very same strike of a match …
Rappin’ for the ACA
A funky hip hop beat plays in the ACA recording room as Tucker Goode walks onto the stage in a sideways hat with a microphone in hand and a cheesy …
Show Me Where He Touched You
Tucker Goode sits on a comfortable chair, a featureless doll sitting on his lap. “Now, in my field, we have what is called an abuse doll. For our… younger members …
Baby Bird
Behold, a bird. A baby bird. Nothing more than a mere child, the young bird exists for the simple purpose of sleeping in the nest and awaiting the protection of …
Girl In Girl
The following message has been approved by both the Arcadian Censorship Authority and the Arcadia Abstinence Coalition. Tucker Goode stands in front of a projector, a pointer stick in hand. …
Bump In The Night
Tucker Goode. Arcadia’s abstinent advocate approaches a small home, stopping out in front illuminated by a single street light. He holds a pamphlet to his chest as one would a …