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Hallelujah, brothers and sisters! Gather ’round, because I’ve got a tale of deceit that’ll make your blood boil and your soul cry out for justice! This story, straight from the fiery pits of Hades himself, is about a man named … Read More

Dear Colt, I write this to you from the depths of my heart, for it breaks to see the sorry state of the man you’ve become. When I think back to better times, it brings a smile to my face … Read More

[THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FIRST CHURCH OF ZION] “Brothers and sisters, welcome back to the show! Today, I’ve got a tale that’ll knock your socks off. It’s about a man who’s… Well, he’s Nobody.” “ … Read More

Praise be to Zion, who guides our every step, just as I guide you my beloved congregation… When I was a young boy, my favourite past time was playing a video game called Lemmings; a game in which tiny creatures … Read More

Lionel Troy has gathered his followers in an area close to the First Church of Zion. He strikes a match, tossing it into a nearby barrel. The congregation all gasp in unison as the barrel swiftly ignites in flames. “Do … Read More

The Reverend Troy stands in a lush pasture of the Groves surrounded by a flock of newborn lambs. No more than a few days old, the young lambs look up to Lionel and follow his every move, much to his … Read More

Lionel Troy cuts a lonely figure in the pulpit of the First Church of Zion. The congregation appear troubled; the absence of Colt Ramsey weighing heavy on their minds. “Today, brothers and sisters, we gather to mourn the atrocious abduction … Read More

Lionel Troy sits within the Vestry of the first Church of Zion. His feet rest upon a wooden desk alongside two canisters: One labelled Lion Tamer; the other Eternity. “Praise be, indeed…” Lionel picks up both cannisters and studies them … Read More

“My beloved congregation… On behalf of Zion I welcome you back to this house! Today, the Almighty has appointed me to share somethin’ mightily important with you all!” “I’m talkin’ about the FUEL that keeps us runnin’ smoother! The GAS … Read More

[The Reverend, Lionel Troy, stands front and centre upon the stage of his Church – barefoot, and with his trousers rolled up to both knees.] “Brothers and sisters… Is the muck and mire of life weighin’ you down?! Are you … Read More