Snake Venom Milking

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Inside a broom closet, we see several jars of a bright yellow liquid lined up on a shelf. Humming can be heard as we zoom out, revealing Mr. Kleen polishing one of the many containers before placing it back where … Read More

Leading the Pack

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We appear before Kleen as he’s polishing his mahogany desk of any and all dust. He hums a jaunty tune as he does this, seemingly happy despite his actions and early elimination at Pandemonium. Suddenly, an intern enters the scene … Read More

The Biggest Mess of All Time

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Mr. Kleen is seen mopping the floor of the ACA offices. It appears to be in a unusually messy condition, with crumbs and office supplies strewn about the place. After mopping a good while, the janitor sighs and lifts up … Read More

Praise be to Kleen

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[Inside the supply closet of the Arcadian Censorship Authority building, Mr. Kleen is seen praying in front of a makeshift altar. We don’t get to see what’s on said altar, but the viewer is left to assume that it’s something, … Read More

Cleaning the Suit

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[We appear before a bathtub inside someone’s home. Standing beside it, dunking his uniform into the waters is a still masked Mr. Kleen.] “Lately, I’ve noticed my suit hasn’t been getting as clean as it was when I first received … Read More

The Kleen System

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[We appear on the same stage that Tucker Goode was preaching abstinence on a few weeks ago. At upstage center, we see a variety of hygiene products with Mr. Kleen’s masked visage on them. The man himself is seen at … Read More

Attempted Sabotage

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[Mr. Kleen is seen in the company break room, nursing his head from the chair shot sustained from Roderick Pym with an ice pack. He groans as he holds it on the sorest spot, placing as much pressure on it … Read More

Stained

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[Mr. Kleen is seen standing still inside a room of the ACA offices, staring at something we cannot see. His eyes show absolute contempt for whatever it is he sees.] “There is a mess that, no mater how hard I … Read More

Ejaculation: Cleaning Up Your Mess

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[As Tucker Goode steps off the soundstage, Mr. Kleen uses his patented Mop of Justice to clean the floor. He takes a minute to make sure it’s free of shoeprints before nodding and taking a seat at center stage, laying … Read More

You Will Not Leave a Mess

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[Inside Mr. Kleen’s office before the Kingdom have stormed the ACA building, we see the custodial manager taking stock of his cleaning supplies. He judges which need replacing by picking each of the bottles and containers up and feeling how … Read More