“My beloved congregation… On behalf of Zion I welcome you back to this house! Today, the Almighty has appointed me to share somethin’ mightily important with you all!”
“I’m talkin’ about the FUEL that keeps us runnin’ smoother! The GAS that powers our engines! The divine JUICE that fills our tanks and keeps us rollin’ down the righteous road!”
“That’s right, believers… I’m talkin’ about the good Lord HIMSELF!”
“Just like an ENGINE needs combustibles to keep it chuggin’ along on a cold Arcadia mornin’, we need the Spirit of Zion to keep our bodies goin’ strong! You see, good people, each and every one of us is like a fuel tank, and every mornin’ when we wake up, our tanks are empty!”
“But fear not, friends, because the Lord is ready and on hand to fill ’em up with a litre or three of the good stuff so that you all start your days TEEMIN’ with His divine presence!”
“Only let me tell ya straight, brothers and sisters, there’s some folks out there with bad intentions who don’t intend to fill your tanks with the righteous gases at ALL! Instead of fillin’ you up with a blissful shot of GRACE, their only desire is to fill you up with toxins and poison that are gonna CORRODE your engines and leave you stranded on the side of the road!
“They’re goin’ to try their damnedest to get you to chug the devil’s brew instead of drinkin’ from the well of eternal life – and that sure as HELL ain’t gonna end well for anyone!”
“You see it every day, folks walkin’ around with their engines sputterin’, their lights flickerin’, barely able to keep on truckin’!”
“They’re runnin’ on FUMES, runnin’ on empty, and it’s all because they ain’t got the Lord in their lives!”
“But Zion urges you not to worry, ‘cause there’s HOPE for you yet! There’s a solution to all your problems, and it’s as simple as fillin’ up your tank with HIS Holy Spirit!”
”Every mornin’, before you head out into the world, take a moment to bow your head and ask the Lord to fill you up! Ask Him to pour His love and His grace into your tank, to keep you runnin’ smooth and steady ALL the livelong day!”
“And when you do, believers – when you allow the Spirit of the Lord into your hearts – there ain’t NOTHIN’ you can’t do! You’ll be like a well-tuned engine, purrin’ like a kitten, and rollin’ down the road with purpose and POWER!”
“You’ll be the best version of yourself; the version that the good Lord above INTENDED you to be!”
“So, my beloved congregation… I urge you today, and every day, to fill your tanks with the Spirit of the Lord!”
“Don’t let yourself run on empty; don’t allow yourselves to breathe in the toxicant EVILS of this world!
“Let the Lord lift you up and guide you down the path of righteousness, ‘cause a daily dose of Zion is the ONLY way to ensure a healthy engine!”
“Go forth, and allow yourselves to be filled up – now and forevermore!”
“In the name of the father…”
“AMEN!”