Fisherman

DOOMPromo, Stubbins Doom

[DOOM] Jasper Redgrave is a fisherman. [DOOM] It was said that there once were bodies of water in Arcadia that contained fish. Men would stand at the beach, in front of an ocean of water, with a rod in their … Read More

Hover Boots

DOOMPromo, Stubbins Doom

[A ladder stands in the middle of the lab. It’s fifteen feet tall. Doom stands at the bottom with his hands on his hips.] [DOOM] The ladder.  [DOOM] An aluminum construction. Lightweight and non-corrosive. An upgrade from the previously used … Read More

Nobody

DOOMPromo, Stubbins Doom

[Doom stands in the middle of the ring, surrounded by the scores of Arcadian fans.] [Doom] This coming week at Bottom Line, your Olympic Hero must defend the honor of The Pool Boys in a match with Nobody. [Doom] That’s … Read More

The Advert Part 2

DOOMPromo, Stubbins Doom

[The door opens, and some strange looking woman greets us. She’s wearing a lace see through gown and invites us upstairs into her apartment. Felix, that goofy moron follows like a bounding puppy. I’m understandably apprehensive.] [She sits us down … Read More

Green vs. Yellow

DOOMPromo, Stubbins Doom

[DOOM] “I once conducted an experiment.” [DOOM] “I pit two teams against one another.” [DOOM] “The first team, the green team, it was their task to infiltrate the hide out of the yellow team by any means necessary. They had … Read More

Dirty Work

DOOMPromo, Stubbins Doom

[In the middle of the Mortuary, Doom stands alongside Johnny Gomez.] [DOOM] “People are going to start talking about us.” [Johnny Gomez] “How so?” [DOOM] “We’ve been spending quite some time together lately.” [Johnny shrugs.] [Johnny Gomez] “You asked me … Read More

More Than One Way To Skin A Cat

DOOMPromo, Stubbins Doom

[Doom stands in the middle of a traditional garden maze.] [DOOM] “The traditional garden maze proposes a conundrum to even the most intellectual of individuals. Granted, these kinds of people are few and far between in modern Arcadia, but I … Read More

Interview With A Vampire

DOOMPromo, Stubbins Doom

[The People’s Voice has been cleared out for a very special interview. For the first time ever, Doom graces them with his presence. He sits comfortably in a chair across from a young male interviewer.] [Daniel Malloy] We were really … Read More

The Case of Burning Justice II

DOOMPromo, Stubbins Doom

[Court.] [Felix Foley sits in the jury section of Court, alongside twelve other people… who’re all Felix Foley, superimposed in various male and female costumes.] [Doom sits on the bench as Judge, a gavel in his hand.] [Juror Foley rises.] … Read More

Disease Delirium

DOOMPromo, Stubbins Doom

[Dooms mask sits on a mannequin head, his face over a bowl of hot water vapor, covered in a towel.] [He sounds awful.] [Delirium.] “DOOM has been debilitated.” [His throat is claggy, and his nose is blocked.] “A disease wreaks … Read More