Once through a strange sort of gaffe Two twins became one, split in half! One sweet, to be blunt The other? A cunt But both took a ride on me …
The Hunter
A professional hunter knows what he’s looking for, aye? It’s a wee bit of a field out there for the normal eye, but the true men of the woods already know …
The Mirror of Valheita
Close your eyes. I see a mirror. But this is no ordinary mirror, no. A lavish mirror set in a forgotten room. Surrounded by the bones of countless souls that …
Photography
“A photograph.” “In it, a man looks charming. He’s a blue collar worker with a heart of gold and a family that love him. He’s attractive, but in a guy …
Wildfires
A calm before the storm. A whistling in the trees. Paranoia is blowing in the breeze. All I’ve ever found is burning to the ground, and all I’ll ever do …
Negocios Legítimos
I’m a legitimate businessman, mi chico. And the thing I hate the most of all? Negrocio incompleto. Sketchy business. Through all of these years that I’ve managed my Club 40, …
Christmas Trees
When they brought me out to do a photoshoot, I thought I’d have an exciting subject. But it was just a pair of trees. Short ugly trees, at that. All …
Artful Death
An artist places a brush on canvas, and the world feels inspired. They see deep messages in the art, either for themselves or for the artist. Artists express their deepest …
Three-In-One Special
I try to come up with individualized treatment plans for each of my patients. It’s so important to determine the precise needs they have in order to get them exactly …
Corruption and Compromise
Here’s the thing being the best legal representation in Arcadia, I’ve seen some shit. Like the client I had, maybe not the best person in the world but a willing …