“Hi, my name is Felix Foley and calling about the advert in the newspaper? You said you can forge performers for war in the industry?”
“I can be there in an hour. Am I okay to bring my friends?”
“That’s wonderful news!”
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“Thanks for coming. Do you know what we do here?”
“Oh, I certainly do. I have a big night coming up and I need to be forged for war.”
“That’s great. I thought you were bringing friends?”
“I have. Come on Sexy Starboy and Top-Tag, don’t be shy.”
“Uh, this is… different. I’ve not filmed anything with puppets before.”
“Well, Mr. Infidel, I can assure you that we’ll put on one heck of a show.”
“Well then, why don’t we start by you taking off your pants, Felix? Let’s see what we’re working with.”
“Felix…”
Unzip.
“That seems like a strange request, but okay. Won’t you see my winky if I do that?”
“That’s the point, isn’t it?”
“I’m not sure how that’ll forge me for war.”
“You came here for me to fulfil your deepest desires and forge your holes for war, didn’t you? If you drop your pants and bend over, I’ll take care of the puppets.”
“Felix…”
“What, Top-Tag?”
“You don’t strike me as a bottom. Are you really going to bend over and let this guy fuck you?”
“WHAT?”
“What is this!?”
“This is a pornography audition, babe. He’s going to bend you over, fuck you with one of us and film it for money.”
“The advert said he could fulfil my desires and forge me for war. I thought I could get ready for my match with Aarman Fidel, Mannfred Curze and Damien Wolfe.”
“Well, at least one of those is likely to want to fuck you.”
“The other will be too busy thinking he’s Batman.”
“And the other is a specky-eyed virgin.”
“Hold on a minute, do you want to get fucked or not?”
“Damien Wolfe has been fucking your ass with that red light for months. If you want my opinion, I’d say go for it. At least you’ll know what Aarman Fidel might feel like.”
“I don’t want to have intercourse with Aarman Fidel.”
“Then why did you come here to get fucked?”
“I told you, I wanted to forge myself for war within the industry. I thought I’d get taught how best to defeat a pervert, not become one.”
“Well, this guy is about to shove one of us up your ass.”
Zip.
“I don’t think so. I’m not getting sexually assaulted by anyone, especially not Aarman Fidel, the thirty year old virgin or S&M Batman.”
“If it helps, I think Aarman is a bottom anyway.”
“Definitely, babes. No-one is letting that dirty little man stick his cock inside them. I think we ought to go, Felix.”
“Any Felix thought today, or do you want to get out before a dildo is strapped to my boyfriend here and your ass is turned inside out?”
“Let’s go.”