Dog Show

In Jasper Redgrave, Promo by Jasper Redgrave

“There are many types of dog owners out there.”

“While most owners tend to have at least two dogs, some prefer to have a whole mass of dogs. These types of trainers find themselves infatuated with the way an animal’s mind works, and therefore prefers to have a multitude of dogs on hand for their experiments.”

“Then, there’s the breeders.”

“These types of trainers prefer to focus on a couple of dogs at a time, one male and one female. He spends his days trying to attracted them to one another in an attempt to breed them for profit.”

“A select handful of owners like to train their dogs to be vicious killers. They look at the underground dog fighting leagues and see nothing but credits rolling in their eyes.”

“There’s many different types, but there’s none more elegant and successful than those training for the dog show.”

“These trainers raise nothing but the very best in show. Blue ribbon canine’s that trump the other dogs in all categories. These dogs are well mannered and obey their owner’s every command.”

“Here in Old School Wrestling, we’ve a few dog owners.”

“Stubbins Doom finds himself housing a ton of dogs ranging from all shapes and sizes, all there to blindly run to him at his beckoning call for the next Doom Factory experiment.”

“To him, his dog’s are nothing more than test subjects that he can manipulate at his own will for his own benefit.”

“Then, there’s Tombstone. A man who saw a couple of horny mutts rolling around in the gutter and decided to pick them up. He has no real relation to his new pups, but if he can manage to get them to breed he will be rolling in the credits.”

“It’s a shame that bitch doesn’t seem too interested in your stud.”

“And you cannot forget Teddy O’Toole and his pack of rabid wolverines he calls his dogs.”

“Teddy’s been training his dogs for a vicious battle, the problem is that these dogs seem to be ready to eat one another. They’re vicious, violent and hungry.”

“Poor guy has to scurry out of the cage every time he feeds them or else he will be what’s on the menu.”

“I prefer the more elegant approach.”

“I train my dogs to be well rounded, and well versed.”

“One of them I call Dr. Death is a veteran to dog shows. He’s a world class act. If I say play dead, he drops in a very convincing fashion.”

“And then, there’s my new pup. He’s a sporadic little lad who’s just trying to find his legs. But I’ve been training him. I’ve been molding him and soon enough, he will be everything that I see that lies inside of him.”

“My dogs are well-trained and ready for any sort of show.”

“This week that show begins.”

“Warforged.”

“And there’s only one team who’s been training for this show all along.”

“At the end of the night it’ll be me and my dogs standing atop that podium.”

“The bones of the opposition picked clean and strewn at our feet.”

“A masterpiece forged in war.”