“There’s a song that plays through Arcadia every night. A chorus of sharp, broken tones echoing off of the ramshackle shacks and plays long into the night.” “It’s a terrifying …
Pack Leader
“A pack leader needs to lead his wolves with a deafening bark and an even nastier bite.” “That’s the thing with wolves, boys. They crave blood, they smell weakness. You …
Sandy The Tooth
“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Dental hygiene is extremely important. If you don’t brush your teeth regularly, you may end up with tooth decay. Don’t listen to …
Darkside
Take me through the night Fall into the dark side We don’t need the light We’ll live on the dark side Let go of the light Fall into the Darkside …
A New Asshole
Large bowel obstructions are always such an adventure. There’s something about navigating through the passageways of a gastrointestinal tract and not knowing what lies around the corner of each bend …
Loose Thread
I once watched a woman’s dress unravel before my eyes. She stood embarrassed and humiliated, why? It was all due to one loose thread, that one imperfection which got hung …
Overexposure
Scattered photographs all over the floor, beneath an ultra-violet light. Amongst this collection of photographs are memories. Some of those memories bring smiles to faces. Others simply aggravate old scars. …
Candy Necklace
My SWEET children, have you tried my delicious candy necklaces? You can CHEW right through them. But be careful children, not to wear my candy necklaces and look in the …
Synthetic Credits
“Turn your head and cough.” It was annual physical week for all the school-age children in Arcadia, and that must have been at least the two hundredth time I had …
Business As Usual
A man came to the Bleak to survey ground he had bought. The man was rich, and powerful. Thought that he could bring some civility to the Bleak, to the …