[The First Church of Zion.]
[Ceyx walks unaccompanied through the first church, edging closer towards the backstage of it all.]
[He steps behind the curtain.]
“Fuck me.”
[There’s white powder everywhere.]
[Cocaine.]
[He snorts it, duh.]
[Everything else is a blur.]
[Hours go by.]
[Hours.]
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“What in all of Zion is this?”
[One of Lionel’s followers arrives at a wrecked church, finding Ceyx naked in a pew, one leg in the air.]
[He immediately grabs his nose.]
“And that smell?”
[Ceyx farts.]
[A little shit comes out.]
[There’s an uncomfortable plop.]
[The follower walks carefully down the aisle, looking right towards Ceyx who lays covered in cocaine, his leaky asshole on display.]
[The stage has been besmirched. A golden statue of a lion has its glorious mane covered in dripping cum.]
[The collection plate has a very liquid turd half hanging off.]
[Slop.]
[Now it’s on the stage.]
[And the stench of piss is strong.]
[Even Jinx didn’t smell this bad.]
“WAKE UP YOU CRETINOUS DEFILER!”
[The follower bellows at the top of his lungs, awakening Ceyx with a gasp and a choke.]
[The Sovereign checks himself over for clothing, realizing he’s naked and shrugging. He puts a hand down and feels the gooey shit between his legs, taking a whiff and gasping.]
“What have you done?”
[Ceyx thinks about it.]
“Coke, I think?” [He queries.] “Maybe some ecstasy? Shrooms. There were definitely shrooms.”
[The follower looks down at him with disgust.]
“I meant what have you done to our glorious church. Do you know who this church belongs to, young man?”
“Some Lion douchebag who doesn’t like Ceyx, right?”
[Ceyx grins.]
“Not that Lion,” [he says pointing to the Mane statue.] “He fuckin’ loves me.”
[Ceyx stands up, sloppy shit dribbling from his asshole down his leg.]
[He shakes it free.]
“I came here to speak to the Lion of Zion about Ceyx. Word on the street is that your boss doesn’t like…”
“Sex, you moron. SEX.”
“That’s what I fuckin’ said, ain’t it? CEYX.”
[The follower growls.]
“You came to the Church and defiled it because you believe our glorious leader, Lionel Troy, doesn’t like… you?”
[Ceyx nods.]
“And what’s not to like? I love the same drugs as he does.”
“He does NOT take drugs.”
“I love Lions like he does.”
“He does NOT love Lions like that.”
[Ceyx shrugs.]
“Well, then I may have gotten the wrong end of the stick. I admit it. Okay? I thought he didn’t like me. I wanted to show him he was wrong.”
“By ejaculating on his lion statue or defecating in his church?”
[That shocks Sovereign.]
“How the fuck do you make friends?”
[The follower shakes his head.]
“For the small fee of…”
[Sovereign laughs.]
“I don’t pay for it, mate.”
“Tell your boss Ceyx Sovereign came to the Church of Zion, fucked a Lion, came on a mane, shat in the collection plate and ate all his shrooms. He wanted more donations, right? I donated the fuck out of this place.”
[Ceyx shrugs, pointing at the shit stained pew.]
“Don’t worry about that, I’m sure it’ll buff out.”