[Felix Foley] Welcome.. to NXT Level.. is Foley!
[Felix Foley] Next week, the Ayatolla of Rock n’ Rolla heads into the boiler room, searching for some jackass called Victor Broom. I shouldn’t be surprised, should I? If I was searching for a filthy, dirty, disgusting, skanky, brutal, trash bag hoe, I’d go to whatever bed Narcissa is screwing someone in.
[Felix Foley] And if I’m searching for a Broom, then the boiler room is as good a place as any to start.
[Felix Foley] Listen up, junior. Your daddy has sent me to deliver a message. A few weeks ago, you came to the ring and cost him the OSW World Heavyweight Championship. Well, pops isn’t happy about that and neither quite frankly am I.
[Felix Foley] As all my Foleyaholics know, bad children need to be taught lessons.
[Felix Foley] And lesson number one is…
[Felix Foley] Would you PUHLEASE… SHUT… THE HELL… UP!
[Felix Foley] No-one gives a damn about your whining, jerky. No-one cares about your daddy issues. Oh, so your daddy didn’t love you? Neither did mine, jackass. You don’t see me running around here costing people title shots, do you? I’m not tossing innocent people like Blaze off stages and decimating my pops friends.
[Felix Foley] I’m a well adjusted member of society, junior. I take my daddy issues and bottle them up like a person is supposed to do. I bury them deep within myself, just like you’ve been buried deep within Narcissa.
[Felix Foley] That’s where those sorts of thoughts and feelings belong, assclown. If you think taking out your immature frustrations on members of the Pool Boys is gonna get you somewhere, you’re gonna learn fast that it doesn’t.
[Felix Foley] This isn’t the Uprising. This isn’t dropping the soap in the shower, jerky. This isn’t Deathrow. The Ayatollah doesn’t drop the soap for anyone, not even Victor Broom. If you think your daddy is gonna save you, or love you back, after the things you’ve done and the people you’re sucking up to, you’ve got another thing coming junior.
[Felix Foley] All that’s gonna happen is you’re gonna push yourself further and further away from him. You’re gonna alienate him. You’re gonna make him wanna punish you, boy.
[Felix Foley] Next week Victor Broom, I’m either gonna rehabilitate you, or take you to pound town.
[Felix Foley] And you won’t like it. It’ll be the lesson your daddy should’ve taught you but didn’t.
[Felix Foley] It won’t be like you and the rest of the Uprising have done to Narcissa. There’s gonna be a bang, but it won’t be the kind you like. It won’t be a gangbang, junior. It’ll be Felix Foley banging you in the mouth with his fist and your ass hitting the deck.
[Felix Foley] And when I’m finished with you… you will NEEEVVVEERRRR…. EEEEEEEEEVEEERRRRRRRR be the SAME again!