Zola: Hera in the flesh, I haven’t seen you in ages, not since you had me plan your wedding. What makes you come to me?
Narcissa: I am again in need of your services. This time I truly want to make it my day.
Zola: Did someone else manage to make you fall in love again?
Narcissa: Not someone darling, something.
Zola: I can’t plan a wedding for a person and an object, that would be ludicrous. What would the world think of me? My business would be ruined.
Narcissa: If you help me accomplish this, your business will be stronger than ever. The world will watch our union and when they see what it does for Arcadia, your services will forever be in demand.
Zola: That’s a lot you’re promising, I’m only listening because you’re the goddess of marriage. I have to wonder how you’re so sure.
Narcissa: If I can attach myself to this, it can give me the world.
Zola: Are you talking about what I think you’re talking about?
Narcissa: Yes, I have arranged a wide number of guests for this holy matrimony, everyone will be there to witness my union with the Invasion briefcase. You gave me a day I’ll never forget, can you do it one more time?
Zola: Yes, only for you Hera, I can do it but I do need to know details. First off, who will be giving you away to the groom?
Narcissa: Zeus gave me away long ago.
Zola: Walking by yourself, noted, how about Mr. um… Briefcase?
Narcissa: Blaze, he’s used to letting the ones he loves go.
Zola: Check, maid of honor and bridesmaids?
Narcissa: This will be fairly extensive but the Uprising will be my maid of honor and the ACA will be my bridesmaids as they all have a part in making this happen.
Zola: Best man and groomsmen?
Narcissa: Yellow Python since he’s the closest thing to a briefcase, interchangeable plastic covering what’s truly important on the inside. As far as groomsmen go, Felix Foley works, he has enough puppets to balance out the numbers on my side.
Zola: Unconventional, but so is the rest of this wedding. Who will be officiating?
Narcissa: Doom, he’s held what that briefcase leads to. He knows how important this is and while he wants it desperately himself, I’m sure even he can see what is meant to be. He’ll have good words and make sure it goes off without a hitch. You’re not the only one with a business to promote after all.
Zola: Lastly, probably the most important part to making this official, who will be your witness?
Narcissa: Harold Attano, he’s used to watching everything happen around him and acknowledging it if it doesn’t hurt him.
Zola: That covers all the participants, am I right to assume your wedding color is red?
Narcissa: That’s why you’re the best, we both know this will be brutal with plenty of objections but true love conquers all.
Zola: I’ll have it all ready for you, all you need to do is sign. Plans for a reception?
Narcissa: That? I’ll keep to myself.