“There was once a beautiful young lady.” “Every weekend night, she would strut into the club with her beautiful looks, tight figure and well done make up. She sauntered into …
A Pencil Is Just A Pencil
“An extremely popular invention, is a pencil.” “With a pencil, every time you use it, you leave a mark. You can do something wonderful, or something terrible. With said pencil, …
Avant Garde
Two of the finest artists in Arcadia have come together for the collaboration of a lifetime. The pair bring their unique skills to the workshop, with aims to make a …
Second Chances
“A man had been shot in the Groves. The bullet had pierced his chest and tore through his lung.” “Not only had that created a burning sensation in his chest, …
Funeral
We have to meet in better circumstances next time was something I always heard from distant relatives at funerals. We all knew this was exactly where we’d see each other …
Lame
“There was once a farmer who was obsessed with keepin’ his cattle alive by any means necessary.” “Ya see, he was a bit of a miracle worker with his hands. …
Handyman
“Let’s say your sink has run a leak.” “There’s water pouring everywhere, your towels are drenched, and you’ve all but run out of buckets to fill. You need help, you …
Inferno
On a warm and bright summer’s day, two children played in the tall grass. Hide and seek, tag, all of the usual games. After their games, they dumped all of …
Cocaine Zappa’s Pain Away
“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Today, my friends and I would like to talk to you about pain, children.” “And I have just the guy to tell …
No Surprises, Please
A heart that’s full up like a landfill A job that slowly kills you Bruises that won’t heal A composer sits and labors over his manuscript. In order to compose …