Every story has a beginning. Act One. It’s the first trial of your hero, the moment where his ordinary world is blown up and he has to make a decision …

A man set out to climb the highest mountain. Now this guy did all the homework. Everyone who tried to make the climb failed. Their corpses littered the path to …

When I broke into Hollywood, my first flick was an ensemble picture. Me, Tanya, and George. Bright eyed and bushy-tailed, we were ready to take Hollywood by storm, no pun …

You ever watch someone get got? That moment when all their bullshit comes to a head, and they realize that they ain’t shit? Well let me tell you about this …

Old Man River down the road was a real dick. He lived on a farm. Twenty acres of pure grade a shit where he could live like the cunt he …

When I was a kid, I had an Australian Shepherd named Ace. Ace was an energetic sumbitch: a ball of energy that chased every little thing he saw with all …

My mom used to sell Mary Kay. What the fuck is that, you ask? Those in the biz will tell you that it’s empowering women, that they have world-class cosmetics, …

Let me tell you about this new picture. Walking Sally. It’s a cute little movie about this dog named Sally. Nobody wanted her because she ate everything in sight, and …

Y’all ever acted in an ensemble flick? I thought not. See, when you step onto set for a picture with a lot of moving pieces, you have to quickly learn …

It’s high noon. Two gunslingers, Ace and Jim, stand in the middle of town facing one another. They’ve been here before, stood in this exact same spot time and time …