Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Master Ken, your favorite Karate instructor, and the man who is about to teach DOOM and Felix Foley a lesson in the dojo of life.
DOOM, you may be a brilliant scientist, a maniacal genius, but let me tell you something, DOOM. In the ring, it’s not about the weapons you wield, it’s about the discipline you uphold. And discipline, DOOM, is something you’ll never understand.
Felix Foley, you may have been the entertainer of Arcadia, the puppet master of Foley’s Funhouse, but in the ring, it’s not about the strings you pull, it’s about the respect you earn. And respect, Foley, is something you’ll never understand.
You see, while you both were busy playing your games, Master Ken was busy teaching his students the true meaning of honor. Honor is not about fear or reverence. It’s about respect, discipline, and integrity. And that, DOOM and Foley, is something you’ll never understand.
So, DOOM, Foley, prepare yourselves. Because when Master Ken steps into that ring, it’s not going to be a wrestling match. It’s going to be a lesson in honor. And Master Ken promises you, it’s going to be a lesson you’ll never forget.
But let Master Ken tell you something else, DOOM, Foley. In the dojo, we don’t just train our bodies. We train our minds, our spirits. We learn to control our desires, not let them control us. And that, DOOM, Foley, is something you’ll never understand.
You see, in the ring, it’s not about who can throw the hardest punch or the fastest kick. It’s about who can stay humble under pressure, who can keep their desires in check when the heat is on. And that, DOOM, Foley, is Master Ken.
So, go ahead, DOOM, Foley. Bring your power, your fear, your reverence. But remember this, in the ring, it’s not the power that wins. It’s the honor. It’s the discipline. It’s the respect.
And that, DOOM, Foley, is why Master Ken is going to beat you. Not because he’s a better wrestler, but because he’s a better man. Because while you were busy ruling your worlds, Master Ken was busy ruling his desires. While you were busy intimidating others, Master Ken was busy inspiring them.
So, get ready, DOOM, Foley. Because when Master Ken steps into that ring, it’s not going to be a wrestling match. It’s going to be a life lesson. A lesson in honor, discipline, and the true spirit of Karate.
Master Ken, signing off. See you in the ring, DOOM, Foley. And remember, it’s not the power that wins the match. It’s the honor.