“Alright motherfuckers, sit your asses down and shut the fuck up. I’m going to give you three tips on how to win at eating competitions.” “It might look easy, but …
Blind Man
He was born blind and wanted nothing more than to see. To gaze upon the world with his own eyes. A beggar who called out the deepest desires of his …
Animal
“Yeah, I’ve been chased by the cops a few times.” “Being a little shit will do that.” “Back home, my friends and I were like a bunch of wild animals …
Humanity
“The coding of a machine is like a long string of DNA.” “Inside of it is everything a machine would use to determine its functional purpose, a string of intertwined …
Fly in the Honeypot
‘Pleasure that is bought with pain, hurts.’ A fly was attracted to a jar of honey. As it flew about the room, it could see that honey on the shelf, …
Throne of Gods
You’ve heard the story of the Devine Comedy, better know as Dante’s Inferno. We actually saw something similar to that. Once we watched as a man, a mortal, marched into …
Time
Time. Imagine you were gifted with the ability to manipulate time and do anything you wanted. Absolutely nothing was off limits. Some people would go back in time and see …
Fucking Troll
Oi everyone! I’m Chip Montana! And I’m grabbin nature… By the balls!! And today, I’m standing on a bridge in the middle of the forest. Why? Because I’m …
Devil You Know
Long ago the protection of fate was not meant for one soul but two. A balance between the forces of good and evil, a check against corruption and greed. For …
Immortal
The Holy Grail is thought to be the cup from which Jesus Christ drank at the Last Supper. The chalice was also believed to be used by Joseph of Arimathea …