“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Every child born in Arcadia one day wants to become a superhero. Whether it’s the antics of Superduperman or Beetleboy, children all …

“Mr. Foley is unable to join us today, children – he’s a little under the weather.” “But my name is Marvellous Mr. Mammon and I’ve been asked to step in.” …

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Damien Wolfe has one of my friends. He’s holding the Conservator hostage until Invasion and I’m afraid of what he might do. …

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Dental hygiene is extremely important. If you don’t brush your teeth regularly, you may end up with tooth decay. Don’t listen to …

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Death is a very final and terrifying thing, children. I know that sometimes, people like Jasper Redgrave can scare you, so I’ve …

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Our friends at the police are there to protect and serve.” “It’s their job to make sure they catch criminals and put …

Felix Foley: “Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” Felix Foley: “Unfortunately, the unusual events last week at Clash has left me feeling a little… under the weather.” Pistol …

Felix Foley:  “Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” Felix Foley: “Today, boys and girls, my good friend Polly Parrot has asked to join us to talk about a …

Felix Foley: “Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” Felix Foley: “Today, boys and girls, we’re going to hear from a very special friend; his name is Old man …