A great adventurer always gets his prize. And a great adventurer always brings his trail mix! INTRODUCING… O’Toole’s Explorer Trail Mix! The greatest trail mix in all of Arcadia! And …
The Pleasure Business
Not all candy is the same. Surely my sweet children understand that as well as anyone. All of my competition in the markets know it as well. They design their …
Candy Necklace
My SWEET children, have you tried my delicious candy necklaces? You can CHEW right through them. But be careful children, not to wear my candy necklaces and look in the …
Sociopaths
Have you heard, sweet children? THEY want you to stop eating candy. THEY want you to LIVE as LONG as you can. EVEN if that means you cannot enjoy sweets. …
Teddy’s Twelve Flavor Gum
Chewing gum is a real hike, is it not my sweet children? Just chomping, over and over, never giving up, never surrendering. Even when your jaw is tired! Especially when …
Dream Eater
My sweet children! My sour children! Hear me well, for I have dreams to sell! Sweet dreams! Sour dreams! And every DREAM in between! DREAMS so delicious your TASTEBUDS will …
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