Side Effects May Include…

In Colt Ramsey, Promo by Colt Ramsey

As a journalist, it’s my job to find out the truth…and that includes finding the little details that get swept under the rug. Little details that, if left undetected, could cause great harm to Arcadians all over.

When they get sick, for example, they expect to find something that will heal them, a cure for their ailment. What they don’t expect is to deal with the repercussions of taking medication they’re unfamiliar with…the side effects of their treatment.

The last thing anyone wants is to suffer for the sake of healing.

Doctors and healers know of these side effects, and four out of every five of ’em would tell you to be careful with what you take. After all, that’s what they’re called to do…to give healing.

But you always have to watch out for the one that doesn’t. The one that knows about the side effects, and is counting on their patients needing further treatment to remedy those ailments.

The sick get sicker, and they turn to that doctor for more work to be done…and the cycle continues. Keeps the credits rolling in, at least until the cycle is finally broken.

And that’s how we get down to the bottom of this murky pit, Arcadians!

We take a look at the sort of doctor who would knowingly let you get sick on their watch, just so they can profit. The kind of doctor who knows exactly what side effects can spring up, and is relying on them to fulfill their selfish needs.

A doctor who sees those side effects firsthand in everything he does.

Doctor Death, the ol’ Luchadoc himself. The OSW World Champion…at what cost?

How many have suffered by your hand, Doc? How many have dealt with the side effects of your treatment, coming to you for the answer…letting you continue the cycle in the process?

Just look at El Mariachi Muerte. There’s a man that trusted you to be his equal…but you knew the side effects of that alliance from the very beginning.

You helped build his spirit and his hopes up in the pursuit of that OSW World Championship, and you were right there to take it all away from him…his title, his hope, and his joy.

And now look at him. He’s distraught, he’s trying all he can to put himself back together…and it’s all your fault, Doc.

That title, and the power that comes with it, has made you lose sight of your calling as a doctor…and it’s time someone set you straight. Someone who can expose the side effects of being attached to you, who can find the cure to the Luchadoc’s curse.

It’s time these people know the truth, Doc. Because they deserve the treatment they really need, so the healing can truly begin.

So the Luchadoc is out, and Doctor Ramsey is IN.

And when I’m done with you, these people will have real relief. It’s what they want, Doc.

And you’ve got to give the people what they want!