Hey all, Kenny here! I wanna talk to you about… SPACE! I’ve always been fascinated by the subject, ever since I was a little Freeman. All them sci-fi movies got …
Ungrateful
“I adopted a kid and took him under my wing.” “The child was an outsider amongst his peers, never really fitting in with any sort of clique in the adoption …
Life Lessons 101
Class, the lessons we learn in life define us, from the moment we are born until we are laid to rest. These aren’t the lessons like biology, or Spanish. These …
Knock, Knock, who’s there? Neville fucking Sheldon, that’s who!
“I’ve stood in front of my fair share of doors.” “When I first thought about becoming a wrestler and joining the Internet Wrestling Federation, I stood before two doors. The …
Made for the Stage
Danger is a very rare commodity in these times, monopolized by intelligence agencies and stuntmen. The world is filled with people too scared to get out of their comfort zones, …
I Smile From Above
The path to paradise begins in hell. Glad to see you two finally made it here. My life was always the hardest out of all of ours, it makes sense …
Hope for a Hero
Another night in this city, and there is nothing but crime. It seems during all this time away, nothing has changed. Hope was gone, and I failed to notice. Criminals …
Open Door Policy
Some would call me an expert on doors, but it’s all very simple. A door opens, or a door closes. Everything in between is irrelevant. When the right door opens, …
Behemoth
For most, gluttony is a sin. For a behemoth, it is its purpose. In the bowels of Tartarus, these insatiable creatures fill its halls. They all have their differences such …
Michael Jordan
Every sport has their monolith. The one man who all others are compared to. Look at Michael Jordan and the NBA. Everyone knows who Michael Jordan is. Whether it’s his …