Oi everyone! I’m Chip Montana! And I’m grabbing nature…   BY THE BALLS!!!   Ya know who else likes to grab nature by the balls, mate? Scientists! Crikey, those goofy …

Oi everyone! I’m Chip Montana! And I’m grabbing nature… By the BALLS!!! You know it’s often I look around at nature and I’m bewildered. No more so than when an …

Oi everyone! I’m Chip Montana! And I’m grabbing nature…   …BY THE BALLS!!!   …But you know what has every living thing by the balls? You know what, in the …

White snow falling. Heaps. Bunches. Cast against the blanket of pitch black sky. The snow swirled and the wind howled and it made it absolutely impossible to see anything, anything …

Three Blind Mice, Three Blind Mice. See how they run, see how they run. They all ran after the farmer’s wife. She cut off their tail with a carving knife. …

Hello everyone! I’m Chip Montana! And I’m grabbing nature…   BY THE BALLS!!!   And I’d like you to zoom in with me here and take a look at these …

Hi everyone! I’m Chip Montana! And I’m grabbing nature…   BY THE BALLS!!!   And you wanna know something? Here recently, I took this cunt out to eat. I thought …

Oi everyone! I’m Chip Montana! And I’m grabbin nature…   By the balls!!   And today, I’m standing on a bridge in the middle of the forest. Why? Because I’m …

Oi everyone! I’m Chip Montana, and I’m grabbing nature…   By the balls!!!   Ever heard of the king of the jungle? The mighty lion, they call it. A real …

Oi! I’m Chip Montana, and I’m grabbing nature… … … …BY THE BALLS!!! And every once in a while, someone comes along and asks me, “Chip? Why do you grab …