Feeding Egos

In Promo by Ether

“A neighbor of mine wanted to be an actor ever since he was a little kid.”

“He aspired to make his way to Hollywood and become the next box office draw.”

“Everyone he knew and met said that he had the talent and the skill necessary to make it big. As a result, his sense of self worth became hugely overinflated.”

“The truth is that everyone was just stroking his dick and telling him what he wanted to hear. He lacked the looks, the ability, and the X factor to ever really make it to the big leagues.”

“Once he made it to tinsel town, reality came crashing down on him hard.”

“The only parts he could nab were from schlocky action movies directed by some Ed Wood wannabe. Nobody that was serious about what they were making would hire the kid for any big time role.”

“As a result, his self esteem deflated and his hopes of becoming a megastar were dashed. He returned home dejected and depressed, now knowing that everyone lied to him when they said he had what it takes.”

“Now I see another wannabe celebrity running around these halls with a big head and the belief that he has what it takes to be something he’s not.”

“I’m talking about the man that’s held every single singles title in this fed.”

“I’m talking about the failed actor that couldn’t make it in Hollywood because his dumbass didn’t want to take his daughter with him to his shootings.”

“I’m talking about the one that will never kill Jet Set Radio no matter how hard he tries to sic himself and his posse on us.”

“I’m talking about Luke Storm.”

“Your head is fucking swollen from all those ‘accomplishments’ you’ve made, isn’t it? You think you’ve got what it takes to accomplish the greatest challenge of your career and get rid of us once and for all, don’t you?”

“Newsflash jackass, you’re just a fucking narcissist with a slut and a cyborg sucking your dick and whispering sweet nothings in your ear. What you think means absolutely nothing to us.”

“You can think whatever the fuck you want, it won’t change the fact that we’re winning this war against you guys. We’ve picked up key victories in multiple forms.”

“We’ve got Pyre arrested and tortured her until she was about ready to snap against her own teammates.”

“We’ve killed Albert Shaw and rid the world of one out of four pieces of shit.”

“And now we’re heading into that ring to prove once and for all that bMf ain’t shit compared to us.”

“When we’re done with you, you’re going to face reality and find out that you aren’t cut out to end this eternal battle against us. You’re going to go home a depressed and dejected man and tell your daughter that daddy couldn’t beat Jet Set Radio.”

“At Ring of Dreams, that big head of yours is going to pop.”

“And when it pops, OSW will have one less bad motherfucker to deal with.”