First, the fever sets in, your experience a pounding headache, and you vomit while shaking uncontrollably. Congratulations you have malaria and your life is now officially on the line. All …
The Sound A Hand Makes
A young student had only one hand and he wanted to reach enlightenment. His master would take other students aside and help them reach such a state. The student begged …
Family Dog
“I think back to when I was just a child.” “My family had a dog. A brown boxer named Spike.” “Spike and I.. we were best friends.” “We spent most …
Checkmate
Long ago, before the universe became twisted and they fell to oblivion, a favorite pastime of the gods was to find a mortal down on his luck. And gave them …
Legend
Many centuries ago an aristocrat named Vlad ruled from the mountains of Wallachia and Transylvania. An esteemed warrior, he fought and defeated many a man in battle. Showing no mercy …
Lion King
Oi everyone! I’m Chip Montana, and I’m grabbing nature… By the balls!!! Ever heard of the king of the jungle? The mighty lion, they call it. A real …
Lion’s Den
“A few years ago, I had the pleasure of meeting one of the world’s greatest adventurers.” “He was known across the globe as the best. Forget Crocodile Dundee, forget Steve …
Uneasy Alliance
June 2nd, 1942. Germany attacks Russia, opening up the Eastern Front of the War. From that moment forward, Russia joined the Allied Powers against the advancing German war machine. For …
Peepers
You’ve heard the phrase “a window into the soul”, I take it? I thought it was fucking hilarious when I heard it. On Eden we don’t believe in souls, or …
Something to the Table.
Welcome to the party, folks! A lot of hard work and planning went into this, isn’t it remarkable? We have snacks for days, whether you’re looking for something salty, sweet, …