The Pool Shall Set You Free

In Destructo Boy, Promo by Destructo Boy

Oh my brothers and sisters, I have heard your need for salvation. The desire to be free from the evils that lurk in the shadows. You cry out for a hero but your cries are unanswered in the flood of brutality that is the Uprising. You are stuck between the complacent Gods and the vengeful Hera but Oh my Brotha, I can tell you there is another way.

The Pool shall set you free.

My father and I used to be lost, fighting an unending war trying to do the right thing for the citizens of Arcadia, believing we could change the system through redemption, love and acceptance. We were but fools  but thanks to our righteous benefector we have seen the light, we have been cleansed by the Almighty Pool and we have become the righteous saviors that you all need us to be. Because my children, the only thing these devils understand is fire and brimstone and by Doom Almighty, we are going to bring that down upon them.

Look at the evil we have to face tonight, first we have the soul less monster known as Jasper Redgrave. A craven murderer who has tortured, maimed and sacrificed countless innocent souls all in the name of his Art. His Art that cannot compare to the true divine nature of the Benefactor or the immortal paradise that the Pool gives. And now this craven psychopath is using the very system that protected him from an early grave to murder more innocent souls. I Say Nay, I testify that this man must be stopped in the name of all that is holy.

A testament you should agree with Joseph, the man has seduced and manipulated you, all for the sins of jealousy and lust. He was jealous your brother got to live free, a forever testament to his failure and the moment he realised who you were, the lust to create an even greater art piece then with Jackson. The betrayal of blood itself and oh brotha, you have. A man bleeds, a man nearly dies trying to save you and you treat him like the scum underneath your boot. You need Salvation and a whole lotta clarity CJ and the Pool can give you exactly that.

See my brothas and sisters, you may believe you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place. You may believe you either side with Zeus for the same old hardships and evil or you side with the Uprising as they use you like puppets for their own means but there is a third Choice. The right choice, The Pool Choice and all you need to give is a little hope, a little faith and a monetary donation for our glorious benefactor.

The Pool gave us life again, the pool gave us sight of the righteousness and my brothers and sisters, tonight we bring that righteous fury and anger upon two godless sinners as they learn the one golden rule.

Thou Shalt Not Mess With the Pool Boys.