“I knew an overtly religious Jewish kid that used to complain about ‘unclean meat’ that I used to eat.” “They followed me around everywhere at school and during my food …
Shaken Soda
“We’ve all shaken up a can of soda before. It was amusing to hear it fizz up all pissed off and angry like.” “Shaking that fucking thing like Tag jacks …
Pica
“I knew a kid that suffered from Pica, some disease where they eat just about everything that isn’t meant to be eaten.” “They would stuff whatever harmful shit down their …
Recipe For Disaster
“My dad, bless his soul, rarely stepped into the kitchen to cook. When he did, he always needed a cookbook to assist him.” “There were several recipes in that book. …
Chocolate Cake
“I used to frequent a bakery that served the most decadent chocolate cake you’ve ever tasted.” “The cake was moist and melted right in your mouth. The homemade fudge frosting …
Controlled Burn
“Millions of years ago, humanity learned how to control fire for their own needs.” “Before then, it acted like it was the baddest bitch on the planet. It ravaged the …
Sundae
“I used to frequent an ice cream parlor back when I was a young girl. This place was notorious for having loads of toppings to garnish your order with.” “One …
Chopsticks
“Have you ever gone to an Asian restaurant and received these flimsy ass chopsticks?” “They’re some of the worst utensils to use in the modern day. Not only are they …
King Crab Challenge
“I went down to Dirty Dick’s Crab House to get myself a meal fit for a champion.” “I wasn’t there for some two bit fish and chip plate. Fuck no, …
Virus
“The way of the world has turned towards the era of technology.” “Every waking moment, we rely on some sort of computer system to assist us through life.” “Whether it be a simple …