“My dad, bless his soul, rarely stepped into the kitchen to cook. When he did, he always needed a cookbook to assist him.” “There were several recipes in that book. …
Chocolate Cake
“I used to frequent a bakery that served the most decadent chocolate cake you’ve ever tasted.” “The cake was moist and melted right in your mouth. The homemade fudge frosting …
Controlled Burn
“Millions of years ago, humanity learned how to control fire for their own needs.” “Before then, it acted like it was the baddest bitch on the planet. It ravaged the …
Sundae
“I used to frequent an ice cream parlor back when I was a young girl. This place was notorious for having loads of toppings to garnish your order with.” “One …
Chopsticks
“Have you ever gone to an Asian restaurant and received these flimsy ass chopsticks?” “They’re some of the worst utensils to use in the modern day. Not only are they …
King Crab Challenge
“I went down to Dirty Dick’s Crab House to get myself a meal fit for a champion.” “I wasn’t there for some two bit fish and chip plate. Fuck no, …
Virus
“The way of the world has turned towards the era of technology.” “Every waking moment, we rely on some sort of computer system to assist us through life.” “Whether it be a simple …
Diabetes
“A young male once grew up trying to avoid the inevitable.” “It was well known that diabetes ran through his family history. His father had it, his grandfather had it and …
Mouse Trap
“A curious mouse always meets an early demise.” “Just as every living thing, they too are given a Judgement date.” “They too, have a predetermined course of destiny they must follow.” “But only those who don’t …
Inevitable
“A young man once approached me.” “After learning about who I was, he came to sit before me. “Without a word, I stared back at him with a slightly tilted …