Perhaps, you’d like to hear my take on the tale of three ambitious little pigs who stumbled upon a quiet clearing in the expansive forest. While in a bubble of their …
It’s time for a Blood Hunt
A long time ago, there was a group called the “Society of Leopold” and they were vampire hunters. The group believed everything supernatural were part of the Anti-Christ’s army; they …
Three Magi
When I was growing up, my favorite day of the year was Christmas. I was fixated, the very first thing I did every morning during the holidays was think about …
Prism.
Even in science, there is a sense of art. Something studied for its pure, empirical insight still has room for something to be admired. To be loved. Consider, for a …
The Number One
“After spending all day fucking shit up and making people our bitches, we go out to eat at whatever fast food place is nearby.” “Usually it’s a McDonalds or some …
One Hit Wonder
“It happens all the time.” “Imagine the end of spring and summer is just around the corner.” “The sun comes out to shine more frequently.” “People’s attitudes are starting to …
The Rag
“Imagine, if you will, a rag.” “What is its purpose?” “The answer? The rag exists purely as a tool for cleaning, cleansing the world around it. Seeped in soap and …
Taggot
“You’re a sinner!” “God doesn’t love you!” “You’re going to hell, faggot!” “I heard that shit every day for about eight years.” “The religious kids in town were as fucked …
Obsolete
Would you believe I’m a fan of motor racing? Well, many moons ago, there was a race car that totally dominated the circuits. It was the baddest on the track. …
The Son
I heard a story once about a successful group of soldiers during the crusades. Who upon their deaths, found themselves in front of Saint Peter. They thought they’d be …