“I used to frequent an ice cream parlor back when I was a young girl. This place was notorious for having loads of toppings to garnish your order with.” “One …

“Have you ever gone to an Asian restaurant and received these flimsy ass chopsticks?” “They’re some of the worst utensils to use in the modern day. Not only are they …

“I went down to Dirty Dick’s Crab House to get myself a meal fit for a champion.” “I wasn’t there for some two bit fish and chip plate. Fuck no, …

“The way of the world has turned towards the era of technology.” “Every waking moment, we rely on some sort of computer system to assist us through life.” “Whether it be a simple …

“A young male once grew up trying to avoid the inevitable.” “It was well known that diabetes ran through his family history. His father had it, his grandfather had it and …

“A curious mouse always meets an early demise.” “Just as every living thing, they too are given a Judgement date.” “They too, have a predetermined course of destiny they must follow.” “But only those who don’t …

“A young man once approached me.” “After learning about who I was, he came to sit before me. “Without a word, I stared back at him with a slightly tilted …

“A large man once sat down at a round table. Upon this table laid enough food to feed an entire village for a week.” “Today, friends and family gather around, …

“It all begins after your mother carries you within the womb for 9 months. Life truly begins once you are born and given a name.” “You live out the rest …

“The sun beat down on the land below.” “The sweltering heat is the worst enemy of the cold blooded snake.” “As the sun heats up the land, and the snakes …